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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 18)
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on Feb 15, 2009

The Faeros armies managed to move toward Greystar, though progress was slow. With their newly captured shipyards, the LOA launched an attack on Eclipse, and other southern Confederate territories, thus eliminating the Confederacy's reign in th south. The NACA, revitlized with new forces from the LOA managed to capture Maal, and once again brought the fight to the enemy, making slow progress in the north. Meanwhile, the Kyogre Enclaves retook lost territories in the north, due to the fact that the renewed batle in the north meant that many ships were now being reassigned to the NACA front.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 15, 2009

3030

In 3030, LOA forces mounted a successful offensive against the south-eastern Confederate territories, which ended in a decisive victory at Eclipse and the surrender of the remaining region. On the northern LOA front, the continued advance of UGA and Ildiran forces brought them into political conflict with the rapidly expanding Kyogre Enclaves. The Faeros Remnants continued their campaign towards Greystar, the last major Confederate base before Dastrophetes. Rejuvinated by supplies from the UGA, NACA forces were now making slow progress on their main front, preparing to support the Faeros Remnants during their advance towards Greystar.

on Feb 15, 2009

The Kyroge Enclaves expanded south and attacked New Tokyo. The seige was bitter and in the end the defending forces were saved by and unlikely ally: the Vetaron Confederacy. Realizing that the Enclaves were a serious threat to their empire, the Confederates launched an assult on Kyroge. As the Enclave forces left the eige of New Tokyo, the LOA forces pursed them. Caught in the crossfire, the Kyroge Enclaves were decimated. The surviving Confederacy forces, battle scarred and tired, proved no match for the LOA forces and Kyroge was claimed for the LOA. With this victory, the LOA sent their forces to Earth, to prepare for a coordinated NACA / LOA / Faeros Remenant shock assult on Greystar. Menwhhile, the NACA sent a large fleet to assist the Faeros Remanents while sending another fleet to seize Maal. The Confederate forces there, long cut off from supplies, soon fell to the NACA. With the entire northeastern portion of the galaxy conquered, the NACA sent a large armada to assist in the attack on Greystar.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 16, 2009

wait a moment, what'd I miss?  I was only gone a weekend, and there's another 50 posts.  and What empire am I?

edit: my sig's better

-Orodum

on Feb 16, 2009

NACA sent a large fleet to assist the Faeros Remanents while sending another fleet to seize Maal.

The Ashi Sultanate is part of NACA. The Hydrogue Liberators granted them territory, they didn't take it themselves. The same applies to the Tau'ri.

and What empire am I?

Ashi Sultanate or Faeros Remnants - your choice.

The Undying.

on Feb 16, 2009

Wow, I just went away for a few days and look at all this stuff ... you guys were really busy werent you ?

on Feb 16, 2009

I think it would be better if orosum had Ashi Sultanate, Polarstar_111 had the Faeros because they live within stars.

-TheDarth

on Feb 16, 2009

UGA (United Galactic allience, to answer some posts made before) is the government formed by humanity in 2450 following the Human Civil War, a war during which the opressive Earth empire was splintered off, and government renewed into multiple factions. Most of these factions decided to reform their old government in a sort of democratic republic while still keeping some sovereignty of their own territory, thus forming the United Galactic Allience.

also, Earth does have a number of shipyards but, being a core world, those were mainly used for civilian ships until 3020, when the Vetaron invaded UGA space.

...we've reclaimed Earth... I am very relieved. Our territory is a good 15% larger than it once was, another good sign. I shall lead an offensive straight to the enemy capital of Dastrophetes, the Mindoor leading it.Anyone willing to join in, now is the time.

one more thing: can you guys tell me which societies are not up there/were killed by the Vetaron?

-[IE]CMC J. "DaNoob" Shnizel  (how do you get those disappearing ninjas?)

on Feb 16, 2009

copy and paste, the most univeral tool in the universe.

Plumika, a newly discovered planet that is now the Ildrian Empire's industerial capital and shipyard facility.

Did you know that the Ildiran Empire is from a book series, they 8,000 capital ships called warliners, they are about the similar shape as the halycron carrier,

-TheDarth

on Feb 16, 2009

3032

By 3031, the Confederate forces on all fronts were in full retreat towards Dastrophetes. After a casualty-ridden campaign, joint LOA/NACA forces prepared for an all-out assault on Greystar. In 3032, as a last ditch effort, President Mulikov of the Vetaron Confederacy ordered a massive attack on the key industrial zones of the Kyogre Enclaves. Despite overwhelming victory, Confederate forces were eventually forced back by the LOA advance. In the major industrial zones of the central and eastern UGA, large numbers of LOA forces were gathering for the final assault on the massively-fortified Dastrophetes, which LOA believes could not be captured by existing LOA/NACA armies.

3034

Despite significant losses, joint NACA/LOA forces successfully secured Greystar in 3033, which was then immediately granted to the Faeros Remnants. LOA and NACA forces followed up with successive victories against retreating Confederate forces, reducing Confederate controlled space significantly. The strike force assembled in UGA shipyards then moved to the LOA front, ready to capture Dastrophetes.

on Feb 16, 2009

The_Undying

The Ashi Sultanate is part of NACA. The Hydrogue Liberators granted them territory, they didn't take it themselves. The same applies to the Tau'ri.

Sorry, the Ashi Sulanate color looks almost exactly like the Vetaron color so I got confused.

P.S. Noobsauce, you have the support of the FN in your strike.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 16, 2009

3035

In 3035, with the Vetaron Confederate on the brink of defeat, LOA and NACA forces presented terms of surrender to President Mulikov. President Mulikov quickly refused, and decided to return to Dastrophetes. It was there that the President activated a WMD stolen from the Kyogre Enclaves, causing the destruction of the entire north-western section of the galaxy and the catastophic spreading of nuclear fallout over the rest of the galaxy. Broadcast from Dastrophetes, his last words were:

My Father will give unto them all the life, the glory, and the kingdom that passeth not away

As a result of the cataclysm, the entire military capacity of NACA/LOA forces was destroyed and 900 trillion people were killed. The remainder of NACA/LOA territories became afflicted by catastrophic nuclear fallout, causing the infection and/or death of ever more quadrillions of people. At a convene on Free City, one of the last planets still unaffected by the nuclear fallout, the leaders of the NACA and LOA members silently 'celebrated' their pyrrhic victory before retreating to a fallout bunker.

on Feb 16, 2009

Wouldn't the galaxy become unstable, and all the stars will start shifting locations to balance the hole in the galaxy?

-TheDarth

on Feb 16, 2009

Yup. The gigantic displacement of the dark energy would end up pushing the stars and planets into new places, probably very quickly.

[IE]Tal Gendron'nh

Edit: Yes, I am an astrophysics nerd, along with just about every other science out there.

on Feb 16, 2009

nope.  gravity works the opposite way.  the stars would start collapsing together, destroying all life. 

also, which area is/was the Sultanate?  I can't tell the difference between them and the Venar.  I would hope they had Maal.

Fate

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