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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 22)
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on Feb 17, 2009

im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lost

-TheDarth

on Feb 17, 2009

no, that was a mistake in mapping on The_undying's part.  BMP only expanded to the edge of NACA space, as I mentioned earlier.

on Feb 17, 2009

DarthCaedusMorgan
im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lost

-TheDarth

The_Undying
What do you want? Peace? Peace is boring; there's always someone to fight. Besides, UGS managed to avoid the conflict, as quoted here:


In reponse, UGS sympethisers negoitated a temporary NAP and promised to fulfill NACA demands by 3040.


NAP is short for Non-Aggression Pact.


primed their WMDs on Teratron


The Hydrogue WMDs are physically on the surface of Teratron, not being aimed at it. They placed them on Teratron to get in range of Greystar.

I think it's time to clarify the current political climate.

NACA members: Hydrogue Liberators, Tau'ri Nation, (formerly) Ashi Sultanate, Starguard Palatine.


Stands for 'Northern Anti-Confederate Alliance'.
Formed as a combined military force against the Vetaron Confederacy. Currently threatening to trigger a galactic war with LOA over political tension.
LOA members: UGA, Flaming Ninja Sanctuary, Ildiran Empire, Shanna Rhei Imperium, Faeros Remnants.


Stands for 'Liberty One Alliance'.
Formed to act against the advance of the Vetaron Confederacy. Currently trying to sympathise with NACA over the threat of galactic war.
BMP members: Ashi Sultanate, Evatan Syndicate.


Stands for 'Black Market Pact'.
Formed to mutually further the expansion of the Ashi Sultanate and the Evatan Syndicate. Currently expanding aggressively into UGA controlled space.
The current political climate puts you in quite a turning point, Polarstar. You have the choice of siding with the Starguard Palatine or Faeros Remnants and NACA or LOA respectively. Be aware that neither faction is willing and/or able to switch sides, and that choosing one side could be disastrous for the other.

Edit: the Faeros have joined NACA.

The Undying.

better?

-Fate

on Feb 17, 2009

Orodum
no, that was a mistake in mapping on The_undying's part.  BMP only expanded to the edge of NACA space, as I mentioned earlier.

Then it is because they are extremely angry that you have allied yourself with criminals.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 17, 2009

The Hydrogues convene a third Free City conference. Once all the leaders of the various faction arrived, the Hydrogue leader began: "I have called you to Free City, the site from which you planned to make your final stand against ruthless invaders to tell you: we may be facing another invasion. You have been told that we Hydrogues have been building artificial planets to replace those lost. That was a lie. When we went to reconstruct those worlds we found: they were still there. At first we were astonished but then we grew afraid." She then turned to the UGS representative, Samurye. "Samurye, those ships you sent to locate Kyroge? Did they come back?" "Well... um... no, they did not." replies Samurye. She then asked: "Those ships you sent to stop the explosion? Did they come back?" "Well, they were unmanned so no." "Did you lose contact?" "Only for an hour." At this the Hydrogue leader went completely pale. "Then it is as we feared." She then proceded to tell a tale: The Hydrogues had once lived in another galaxy, filled with peace and prosperity. Then strange, extradimensional being arrived and pummeled every planet that they came across with a massive fleet. The invaders, it was said had conquered whole dimensions, moving by way of rifts in space and time. Thus they were called the Riftwalkers. The Hydrogues were taken completely by surprise. They had no fleet. They had not needed one. The invaders continued to move in agresivley, untill they completely surrounded the Hydrogue Capitol. The Hydrogues had been working furiously on a way to stop the invaders.  They had created an experimental weapon to use: the Rift Generator. They then used this weapon to open a rift to another reality. An Unreality. The entire enemy fleet was thrown into the abyss. Her story done, the Hydrogue leader then said "We believe that the superweapon used by the Vetarons was a Rift Generator. That would explain the fact that every planet we came across was still intact, as well as the strange form of radiation. We believe that- She was cut off as they viewscreen behind her suddenly came to life. A horrible, alien face appeared. Then: it spoke. "Hello Hydrogue. Your kind exiled us to an unspace long ago. We may have been stuck there for all eternity, had your fellows noy been kind enough to let us out. For that I guess we must thank you. After all, had you not appeared and forced them to use the weapon we may never have made it out." The alien face darkened. "Prepare yourselves. We are the Riftwalkers. Revenge is coming." With that, the transmission ended.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 17, 2009

Also, Shadan has been renamed New Kyoto.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 17, 2009

All the fleets sent to invade BMP territory are never heard from again.  reports of the dreadnought begin rising on the Hydrogue south-eastern border, and several colonies disappear.  As they did not attend the Third free city conference, neither of the BMP nations have knowledge of the "Riftwalkers"

-Fate

on Feb 18, 2009

Oh great, so the Riftwalkers control part of the black part of the map? :/

With this new threat at hand, NACA formally ends the border disputes with the LOA and prepares its fleets and armies for battle.

By personally going into a star near the centre of the void that I found still exists, I have observed that the Riftwalkers primarily draw their energy directly from spinning black holes, and have thus converted many tens of star systems into black holes, and are preparing their fleets for rapid conquest.

However, each of their machines that causes a star to turn into a black hole works slowly, and there is only a small number of them, so I would suggest that as many as possible be taken out before too much happens, as it will limit their expansion. In addition, the exotic matter necessary for constructing new ones are around the outer reaches of the galaxy, so a serious warning to nations primarily located at the edges of the galaxy, as they will come under attack soon.

However, the huge concentration of black holes in the central galactic bar makes this a juicy target for the Riftwalkers as well, so the Faeros will be having a hard time defending these on their own. Immediate help is requested, as these attacks are likely to take place sooner than raids on planets rich in exotic matter.

By the way, am I the only one here representing an NACA nation?

on Feb 18, 2009

The Riftwalkers control the entire black part of the map. They are also pulling reinforcements from the Rift on Dastrophetes. If we want to save the galaxy, we will have to eliminate it. Maby the Riftwalkers could be the origin of the dreadnougt that has been attacking the UGA! The attacks did start on the outside of the galaxy! And yes, Polarstar, you are the only NACA representative, since Orodum is BMP now.

P.S. This story has far reaching effects. I was just playing Supreme Commander and I actually called the UEF the UGA!

 

Samurye.

on Feb 18, 2009

"What most of you don't know is that before the human race of Earth became a space farring species, The Faeros, Verdani, Hydrogues, Shana Rhei, and Ildiran Empire, existed in space thousands of years before humans set forth in space. The Riftwalkers, this darknes creeping through our space has nearly killed us before, but we found how to kill them quickly. The peopl who drove them back the fastest and the most was the Faeros, the reason why is this only fact about them, light and heat kill them easily. Once we figured out beam weapon tech with precise aiming on the ships it was easy, we were able to push them back to a rift to unspace where they were stuck forever so we thought."

-The Anchient Magistate's Chronicles

"Faeros your territory ain't small, your numbers are vast, your territory is this galaxy, your Polarstar, your Faeros live in every single star in this galaxy. You got telaporters in every star. No one should be able to stand up against you, except for the Hydrogue, Wentals. You can destoy anyone."

-A message from Adar Zan'nh

Ships that are effective against them, ships with reflective armor, it blinds them and hurts them like acid. Build lots of beam weapons, they have high outputs of concentrated light and heat.

[IE]Adar Zan'nh

-TheDarth

on Feb 18, 2009

Well, we might be awesome, but it's often the case that the Faeros simply don't care about territory (if the Riftwalkers take our systems, we can just move to a different part of the galaxy or a different galaxy as we did when the Vetaron Confederacy invaded). The territory is just basically the zone in which people cannot enter without special permission.

In addition, changing a star around too much will cause permanent destabilisation and supernova. Obviously since the destruction of stars is antithetical to us, we are limited in our offensive abilities.

However, the rise of the Starguard Palatine and their worshipping of the Faeros has changed things. We have come to regard them as younger sons and have become capable of doing anything to protect them. Our protection of Teratron was the only thing that kept it from the hands of the Confederacy, and it will not fall.

This means that we will not hesitate in destabilizing stars to defeat this new foe, as it is a foe that we particularly hate.

on Feb 18, 2009

I don't know if you remember Undying, but we managed to find a way to stop the superweapon blast before it annihalated anything outside Vetaron territory. Also, why are the northwestern borders of all factions shrinking?

NACA did, but they refused to hand over the technology to LOA due to political tension. The territories were shrinking before UGS acted because society was disintegrating.

P.S. is Free City a part of the UGS or the Ildiran Empire?

The surrounding territory is part of the Ildiran Empire but Free City is owned by the UGS.

question, why is NACA attacking someone attacking LOA?

They're not attacking them as a response to the Ashi/Evatan (BMP) invasion of UGA, but as a response to criminal links of the Ashi Sultanate with the Evatan Syndicate.

Also, Shadan has been renamed New Kyoto.

You read my mind. I will be more careful next time.

And yes, Polarstar, you are the only NACA representative, since Orodum is BMP now.

Nope. The leader of the Hydrogue Liberators is the most powerful representative of NACA.

The_Undying, do you think it would be a good idea to change the maps to just showing the LOA, NACA, BMP and UGS instead of having all the different factions? It would give a better sense of who is who.

No, because it would remove the individuality of each nation.

The Undying.

on Feb 18, 2009

3042

on Feb 18, 2009

The_Undying

Nope. The leader of the Hydrogue Liberators is the most powerful representative of NACA.

I meant the only poster that represents the NACA.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 18, 2009

The_Undying

Battleships

Zenith-class


Reduced 38%

Original 1499 x 873

Edit: the ZCB design is v1.0.0 and is not finished.

The Zenith-class is a revolutionary capital ship design, favouring mass firepower and the devastating new antimatter drivers over armour and shield capacity. The implementation of antimatter is focused on crippling enemy systems, leaving the target disabled and open to fire from the Zenith’s main weapon batteries. It’s the one-stop choice for maniacal adventurers who need a fight finished quickly before the opponent swamps him/her with a larger fleet.

Shervan-class
The Shervan-class is the mainstay run-of-the-mill battleship – good firepower combined with substantial shields and a simple task at hand – blast everything else to pieces. Has a very diverse pantheon of uses, but is best used in a shock attack to devastate a hostile fleet, or in a raid against enemy positions.

Despoiler-class
An incredibly heavily armed battleship, this is a dream come true for most fleet commanders, as it has an enormous hangar as well as many autocannon mounts, making this a superior strikecraft-oriented ship.  Its second strongest point is its broadside lances and forward torpedoes.


Aircraft Carriers


Kakashi-class
The Kakashi is a massive carrier used for close fighter/bomber support. It has 10 hanger bays on the port side and 10 on the starboard side, each hanger housing 100,000 Shruiken class fighters and 100,000 Kunai class bombers.


Battlecruisers

STAR-class (Stellar Arsenal)
A standard battlecruiser, a STAR is heavily armed and armoured, and a single one can subdue any unarmed world. Also carries a fixed teraspider battery capable of ripping through shields and armour with ease, as well as numerous high explosive ballistic missiles.

SWORD-class (Stellar Weapons and Ordinance Deliverer)
Nowhere near as heavily armed as a STAR, a SWORD is however much larger and more heavily armoured. It is almost invulnerable against fighters, as its main defensive weaponry is composed of humans of torpedoes capable of defending it from any fighter assault. It has its own modified teraspider battery, which is more accurate, though not as powerful as that of a STAR. Each one can also deploy 10,000 biomech troopers through four landing ships.

Corsair-class
An old favourite of adventurers and pirates alike, the Corsair-class perfectly balances speed with armour and shield strength with firepower. Boasting several laser and mass driver batteries on the either side of the ship and rail guns on the fore it is by far the most popular ship in the Ce’leiss galaxy, and it is not uncommon for customised versions to be seen, sporting anything from new ubercannons to mutated frog bomb launchers. This is definitely a freebooter’s choice.


Annihilators

Goliath-class
Now retired, the Goliath ship was so massive; it was in of its own class. The basic Idea was to build a 125 km railgun, and build an entire ship around it. Instead of being a "Anti-Fleet" Ship, it was designed as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, said to launch 1,000 kiloton "bullets" at relativistic speeds (near speed of light) at planets, potentially distorting the planet to a near un-recognisable state, or destroying it altogether. It was also built to carry three massive fleets, and could even house a Dreadnought. It has impressive firepower and armour, implementing almost all known weapons to the Tau'ri - and some that even now are top secret - as well as boasting the largest ZP core at the time, the only downsides were that it moved relatively slow, and took time to charge its hyperdrive systems. The only implementation of the 125 kilometre railgun was during the 120 year war, in the Valari system, in which it destroyed a major Resource/Military production complex of the Mik'chong Empire. The Mik'chong believed it to be an extremely large Asteroid, but little evidence could prove anything.


Annihilator Dreadnoughts

Caedus-class
The newest revolution in power core design had brought this ship to be useable. This new power core makes this ship one of the most powerful ever. It is very strong in many areas due to its advanced power core. The design of the ship is similar to an imperial super star destroyer, except that it is for flattened out and it is longer and broader to give it a sleek look, this sleek look allows to be able to use a very special cloaking technology, so on scanners it just looks like an there is nothing there. Its diamond armour coating is what helps with the cloaking technology. Basically it take an image on one side and displays it on the exact opposite side., so it looks like nothing is there, in that design it makes able to have shields up at the same time. Also with that diamond armour coating distorts its gravity distortion identification to make it not there physically there, it also distorts any electronic signal into background noise. All of its weapons are done in almost the same way, every weapon is coloured black with identification distortion signal, and all energy weapons are coloured black, meaning all burnt fuel is black, lasers are black, jazzers are black and missiles are black. Also all strike craft are done the same way. Even with the sheer size of this ship, its speed and manoeuvrability is outstanding.

This ship contains the following weapons, counter measure, and other equipment:

·         25 long range turbolasers

·         550 jazzer banks (these are energy projectile weapons: they can heavily damage both shielding and armour: for example if I put this ship against the Athens-class stealth cruiser, it would annihilate the shield quickly but i would not know about the armour on that ship though.)

·         300 Armour Borer Missile Banks (These missiles completely bypass shields with its shield penetration/blocking technology and bores into a ships armour then explodes inside the ship for increased damage

·         50,000 anti-strikecraft auto cannons

·         750,000 turbo laser cannons

·         1,000 warfare tractor beams (These beams can capture ships and force them to ram other ships)

·         Titanium class gravity distortion sensors,

·         Extra thick Titanium class dura-armour with a coating of diamond armour

·         5 Star Gazer class shielding generators

·         Diamond Star Streaker Class Hyperdrive Engine; This ship in real space can go up to 1 au/second, in hyperspace it can about  50 au/second

·         5 enormous hangars, each hangar has 25,000 Igerian Stealth Bombers and 25,000 Valrim Stealth Star Fighters

·         This Dreadnaught is great for severe damage sneak attacks, due to its pure invisibility including its weapons, will surely win all one on one duels.

Note: There is only one in existence; sometime soon these will be put into my planetary production lines.


Dreadnoughts

Terminator-class
The original design of the Terminator-class was highly ambitious and dangerous. It planned to utilise the now outlawed energy hypercells in a massive fore-mounted cannon, which was built with the power to destroy small stars, but this was scrapped along with the rest of the dreadnought design when found to be completely unstable and neither cost- nor combat- effective. On an official perspective, this is where the plans died, but the design was inevitably expanded on by eccentric mercenaries looking for a large pay rise. The result was the implementation of crystalline refractors made from rare Eva-3 crystals to stabilise the weapon, and the introduction of more weapon systems on the aft and sides of the ship. Only a handful of ships remain now that many major powers have initiated an aggressive ‘Seek and destroy’ policy against them.

Darkness-class
The Darkness-class is a round disc 100 miles across and bristling with all kinds of weapons. There are 2 types: Darkness, which have high level cloaking and advanced electronic counter measures, and Negotiator, which have no cloaking but make up for it with even more powerful weapons and shields.


Siege Dreadnoughts

Shatterer-class
The largest man-made object in space, The Shatterer is a huge ring, millions of miles across; it’s inside surface covered with railguns. The purpose of the Shatterer is simple: go to an enemy planet, put the Shatterer around it like a hula-hoop, and have it fire all its railguns, pulverizing the surface. The Shatterer spins around the planet; pole to pole, making sure every nanometre of the surface is decimated. This is the ultimate planetary assault weapon.


Destroyers

Halbringer-class
A fast and powerful destroyer, this ship has tons of bang for the buck.  Most are powered by many specialized zero-point modules, this ship has more energy contained in its engines alone than a star over its entire lifetime.  These ships are refitted Alteran frigates, containing thousands of drones and DE (Directed Energy) weapons.  At the centre of some of these powerful ships is a dangerously modified Zero-Point Energy Collector, which utilizes the ZP energy from a nearby universe.  due to the immense size of alternate universes, these ships are million fold more powerful than their ZPM powered counterparts.  Due to the radiation emitted from these collectors, these ships are completely unmanned, and cannot be manned, even for repairs. 
The power of these generators can maintain a nearly impenetrable shield, able to weather the strongest of attacks for weeks on end.  This shield, in the dual-layer common of modern ships, is reinforced with a kinetic barrier, which is supported by GUARDIAN defences. 

Each of these ships can easily take on ten to twelve dreadnoughts at a time, and has enough ammunition to take out thousands.  A wolf pack of this class of ship is the greatest fear of any space-borne commander.


Grand Cruisers

Repulsive-class
The Repulsive is a juggernaut of a warship.  It almost rivals Battleships with its substantial munitions capacity, and is well-equipped with enough firepower to flick aside all but the most foolhardy.

It is armed with powerful forward torpedoes and broadside weapons mounts.


Stealth Cruisers

Athena-class
An entirely new design, this class incorporates the function of the "Black" classification level Athena project on a visual and infrared wavelength, rendering ships of this type completely invisible to visual and infrared sensors.  Using the ancient property of cancelling waves, the Athena emits opposite waves to those about to strike it, cancelling out all electromagnetic radiation other than gamma- and X-rays. This new breakthrough allows Athena’s to sneak up on unsuspecting enemy fleets and lay waste to them without being detected.  Be aware, however, that if too close, magnetic and gravitational sensors can pick up the ship, as can retracing the angle-of-attack bearings, allowing opponents to fire upon the Athena.  Shielding is minimal and cannot activate while cloaked, but the laser and antimatter warhead weapons are extremely effective at such close ranges.

Note: currently only one prototype in existence and costs are inhibitive until standardized assembly lines can manufacture this ship class.

Darksaber II-class
A modification of the planetary core mining laser, this ship is cloaked using the same technology in the Athena stealth cruiser. It utilizes both traditional shielding as well as kinetic barriers, which are normally bypassed by lasers. It boasts an impressive array of IR, Ladar, and gravity sensors. It boasts four hangars, armed with a total of 400 Viper IX's, as well as 50 Raptor IV's. Armed with uncounted rail guns, autocannons, and pulse beams, this ship will truly dominate any ship-to-ship duel. This ship is usually escorted by a fleet of X-303s and an Athena Stealth Cruiser.


Armored Cruisers

X-303-class
This large ship is a heavily armed cruiser boasting an array of rail guns and flak cannons.  It has one hangar on the port side, and one on the starboard side, each housing fifty X-302 fighters.  It also houses 10 Atlantian fighters, known as Puddle Jumpers.  Its shields may not be the strongest, but it is a force to be reckoned with just the same due to its speed and hull strength.  The most famous of the ships was named the Promethius and served the Tau'ri well throughout hundreds of engagements with superior ships. 

A close relation in design was the Dedalus, serving the Pegasis detachment of the Tau'ri.

Currently, there are forty in existence, all guarding the Darksaber II.


Artillery Cruisers

Aran-class
These ships are not heavily armoured, but can engage enemy from a range of several light-minutes with their variable weapon system Naginata beam cannons which can be changed from laser to particle beam to ion cannon to plasma gun on a moment’s notice. The Aran cruisers can also engage enemies from light-years away with their Nodachi hyperspace missiles. The Aran class cruisers also have extremely powerful cloaking devices.


Fighters

Shruiken-class
The Shruiken is very much like its namesake: fast, deadly, and quick to deploy. An A.I. controlled fighter, armed with 4 laser cannons and 2 particle beam cannons, the Shruiken is a force to be reckoned with.

X-302s

These fighters were designed specifically for the X-303 Armored Cruiser, and boast two wingtip energy weapons and four underwing thermal/optical tracking rockets capable of taking down other fighters in a single shot.

Atlantian Fighter, or Puddle Jumper

These fighters were originally used by the Alterans exclusively.  They boast extremely powerful energy weapons mounted on each side of the cylinder-shaped hull.  they boast cloaking technology and a powerful shield for their size.  these cannot be manufactured, only found, as the alloys used in the power systems are unknown to all current races.

Bombers

Kunai-class
The Kunai is a bomber, and performs its job well. An A.I. controlled bomber, it is armed with a payload of Striker antimatter missiles. Not only do the missiles themselves cause extreme damage, but they can also cause reactors to go critical.


thought I'd bring this back up, if anybody wants to look at it.

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