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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 24)
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on Feb 19, 2009

Did you know that black holes actualy do eventualy die, this is actualy recently found out from black holes ina our galaxy.

-TheDarth

on Feb 19, 2009

(why did this happen again, undying?)

Never mess with the might of The Cartographer. Don't worry, you still share the economic power of each territory with the Evatan Syndicate as part of BMP policy.

and no one ever said it was a crime syndicate.

In this case, the Evatan Syndicate is a crime syndicate.

Did you know that black holes actualy do eventualy die, this is actualy recently found out from black holes ina our galaxy.

Yes, but the process takes an astronomically long time.

Is the Hydrogue leader that got assasinated the same one that was at the third Free City conference?

Let's say he is, but it doesn't really matter. And it's 'convention', not 'conference'.

The collossal rift in the center of Riftwalker territory is unstable, meaning they cannot call forces though it on demand. They are currently working to stabilize it, and if they succeed, they will be able to summon infinite numbers of troops and we will not be able to stop them.

The Undying.

on Feb 19, 2009

Oh my god, incredibly obvious reference to *cough*SupCom*cough*.

on Feb 19, 2009

3045 - 3046

In 3045, NACA/LOA/BMP/UGA forces combined to form the Anti-Catalydom Offensive (ACO). The new ACO mounted simultaneous counterattacks against Riftwalker forces besieging key planets. The counterattacks were successful in driving the Riftwalkers out of the orbit of each planet and capturing Deus Ex Libertas, but the surrounding fronts were annihilated by overwhelming Riftwalker force. As Catalydom forces progressed quickly into ACO territory, the majority of ACO armies were cut off from mainstream ACO space, leaving them as small pockets of resistance, while Deus Ex Libertas fell altogether. In 3046, Lord Avatar μ§„ν•œ ν•Έλ“œ of the Riftwalker Catalydom proposed a full surrender of all ACO armies trapped on planets in Riftwalker space, or annihilation.

on Feb 19, 2009

3047 - 3049

In 3047, it was announced that the Riftwalker Catalydom had successfully stabilized the Ryverrift. In the same year, the Riftwalkers accepted the full surrender of all military forces on Tau'ri'cen, Wyber and New Tokyo. Earth refused to surrender, and in response Riftwalker shock troops overwhelmed the defenses and exterminated the entire human population on Earth. Other planets, such as Teratron and Theroc, refused the offer and continued to repel Riftwalker attacks despite mounting odds. On the main ACO front, ACO forces had been driven back by heavily reinforced Riftwalker armies. In 3048, four weeks after the capture of Majistra, the Hydrogue Liberators formally surrendered their remaining territories. ACO leaders convened at Free City in 3049 to decide on a future course of action, marking the fourth Free City Convention. At the convention, the desperate ACO chose to focus it's remaining military force into preperation for a final assault on Ryverrift, to close the rift and halt the advance of the Riftwalker armies.

on Feb 19, 2009

As Ruftwalker forces draw near the capital of the Ashi Sultanate, Maal, The fleets that had been previously held in reserve are unleashed.  The stealth fleets decimate the Riftwalker forces in the opening moments, their antimatter torpedoes and PCMLs ripping through ship after ship.  The PCMLs prove particularly effective, tearing through several ships at once.  They advance by cutting off sections of Riftwalker forces and annihilating them.  The X-303 Armored cruisers and the Halbringer destroyers act as decoys, luring in Riftwalker ships as the Stealth Armada flanks them.  This tactic proves quite effective as the Halbringer shields are powerful enough to form a near impenetrable barrier when combined and the X-303s' Puddle Jumpers sneak into enemy fleets and sabotage engines and weapons.  The size of Riftwalker forces halt the Armada halfway to Teratron.

On the southern front, the shiyard recently built at Eclipse has managed to turn out another Darksaber II assault ship, as well as several Halbringer destroyers and Athena stealth cruisers.  using the same tactic, the southern fleet  makes a considerable dent in Riftwalker advances, pushing them back to the next arm.

-Fate

on Feb 19, 2009

I'd recommend contributing your forces to the ACO enclave in the far west (represented by the FN Sanctuary) so we can make a joint assault on Ryverrift. There is no end to their forces, so no matter how brilliant your fleets are, you will eventually be overwhelmed if you remain on the defensive.

The Undying.

on Feb 19, 2009

*Chancellor Noobis, in desparation, orders the full evacuation of Theroc, as well as asks armistence from the Catalydom. Being a repeat in what happened just years before, the Mwas, or Minister of war and security, being Johnson Shnizel, former chancellor of the UGA, suggested to poole the strongest of the UGA forces and send them to Moleath, in which they will try a last-ditch effort to push back the Riftwalker assult. A new Obsidian-class ship was produced, the Johnson, along with several Receeder-class flagships, and a new, massive Colony flagship that is larger than the Obsidian class - the Heger-class Colony Flagship. As the enemy fleet approaches, Ildiran scientists figure a way to get to Ryverrift and - if the technology actually works - close the rift for good: Wormhole technology.

almost three years of trial & error, technological advancement, and scouting, they found a wormhole that connects to a recent black hole made just outside the rift, about 15 light-years. after they have sent a probe in, they believe they can have an entire fleet "rift" between the two holes and assult Ryverrift. the problem is, the black hole is located within a small pocket of a highly volatile dust clout, 52 light-years from Theroc, within Riftwalker territory. Also, they're not sure if manned ships would be able to handle rifting between two wormholes. Some probes were just ripped apart or just dissapeared.*

 

-NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooB!!!!.

on Feb 19, 2009

The_Undying
I'd recommend contributing your forces to the ACO enclave in the far west (represented by the FN Sanctuary) so we can make a joint assault on Ryverrift. There is no end to their forces, so no matter how brilliant your fleets are, you will eventually be overwhelmed if you remain on the defensive.

The Undying.

who said anything about the defensive?  you let them be on the easy offensive, so they allocate few forces to your front, then you unleash your armadas.  it sacrifices a lot of territory, but it is extremely effective.  and I just pulled a lot of forces from Ryverrift and greystar to deal with the "unstoppable" armada.

-Fate

on Feb 19, 2009

The_Undying

Let's say he is, but it doesn't really matter. And it's 'convention', not 'conference'.

I was asking because you I wasn't sure who you meant. I was thinking it might be the same person from the third Free City convention, but I wasn't sure because the Hydrogue leader at the third Free City convention was in fact female.

 

The inhabitants of New Tokyo initiate the plan that they have been working on since the fake "surrender". They steal information from a Riftwalker ship in drydock, send it to ACO forces, hide in a bunker, and nuke the planet clean of all Riftwalker ships and personell, while silmonaniously annihalating every ship in orbit with more nukes. The Riftwalker fleet focuses on New Tokyo, allowing the ACO a window of opportunity to attack the Rift.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 19, 2009

No, seriously, you will be overwhelmed. Wether it's physical exhaustion, gradual destruction etc. you can only hold out for a limited time, as long as that may be. Since the stabilization of Ryverrift, Riftwalker ships are completely disposable and infinitely replacable, meaning the only way to stop them is to close the Ryverrift. You've got to join ACO in their assault.

The Undying.

on Feb 19, 2009

besides, There's a special little surprise already on its way.  it's undetectable, though, so they don't know it's coming.  and, if you recall, the halbringer destroyers can take on several dreadnoughts at once and have the ammo for thousands, and are remote controlled.  drones are wonderful things.

and its called a "diversionary attack".   generally the diversionary forces are sacrificed to draw away enemy forces from elsewhere.

Ashi Sultanate and Syndicate forces push farther into Riftwalker territory, and the Riftwalkers increase their presence on the Sultanate/Syndicate border.

-Fate

on Feb 20, 2009

the Riftwalkers assult the BMP with unprecendented firepower. The BMP puts up a good fight, bu eventually they are driven back all the way to Deifheart. The BMP was defeated and the Riftwalkers claimed the northeastern prtion of the galaxy. The Riftwalkers the turned to other targets. The Riftwalkers purge Teratron and Theroc. Nothing is left alive. The Riftwalkers then advance into UGA and Evatan space, conquering the entire southeastern portion of the Galaxy. The Riftwalkers send a surprise force to capture New Kyoto. Everyone left on the planet is purged. The Riftwalkers advance all the way to Free City. They intend to make a show of the defeat of this last bastion of hope for the ACO. The entire Riftwalker fleet arrives to watch the spectacle. At this time is when the ACO launches the assult on Ryverrift. The command goes out to every vessel in the ACO: "The time is now. Do it." And with that, the final attack begins.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 20, 2009

"These Riftwalkers have come from a horribly twisted reality into our own. They have conquerd us and slain us by the billions. They now surround our last bastion of hope: Free City. Free City has never fallen to any enemy before and I will not see it fall now. They have massacred us indescriminatly, LOA and NACA alike. We are now among the last free living beings in this galaxy. We carry the hopes and dreams of all upon our shoulders. We now stand with the wall to our back and the abyss to our front. We go now into the jaws of death, not for personal gain but for survival. Defeat is not an option. We will go and we will win. No one will stop us. We tell legends of heros past but now we will forge our own legend! From this day forth being of all shpes and toungs will tell of ur deeds! Do not forget the trilions massacerd without cause! Do not forget the day that the innocent blood of the citizens of Earth was spilled, not in trickles, but in floods, by the enemy! We go now, to avenge them! Sharpen your swords, ready your jump drives! We go forth for the dawning of a new day! A new age! For Earth! For Theroc! For Teratron! For Majistra! For Greystar!  For every life needlessly lost! FOR LIFE! FOR VICTORY! FOR FREEDOM!"

-Samurye, speech before the Closing of Ryverrift

 

Samurye.

on Feb 20, 2009

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