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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


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on Feb 20, 2009

mm... harsh... so, ready for the final assault?

As the Last Alliance forces reach Ryverrift, they are engaged by a Riftwalker fleet of huge porportions.  They are outnumbered severely, but they push forward.  Despite their best efforts they are surrounded and stopped.  A cry for help on all known frequencies is transmitted.  They receive no reply. 

Their hopes dashed, the crews prepare to surrendur.  More ships appear on the tactical display nearly doubling the size of the non-ACO forces, and the comms crackle to life, "Now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside.  Corpses shift and offer room, a fate you must abide... ahahahaha....."  What little hope they had left is shattered, left in pieces in the depth of space. 

Aboard the Ascension, flagship of the fleet, the bridge is nearly destroyed.  An electrical panel explodes, showering the floor below it with sparks.  The captain rests his hand upon the arm of his chair, expecting to die as shields fail.  An unknown fighter begins transmitting, "Boom de yadda, boom de yadda, boom de yadda, boom de yadda."

The sensors officer reports, "Captain! The new contacts are destroying the enemy ships!"

"All batteries, redouble fire!  We will not go quietly into the night!  We will not vanish without a fight!  We will survive!  Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

A huge contact appears on the TAC display, and begins firing upon Riftwalker ships. 

"Get me a visual on that contact!"  The captain ordered.

The TACdisplay filled with the image of a dark colored ship, shaped seemingly like a terran squid, with a main body that curved upward near the back, and "tentacles" were moving about, aiming at ships and firing a laser that isntantly destroyed its target.  It accelerated through multiple ships, and they broke across its hull.  It stormed through the Riftwalker lines surrounding the beleagered ACO fleet, escorts of Halrbringer destroyers following.  Other ships seemed to be destroyed by nothing, indicating that Athenas were also among the escorts.

on Feb 20, 2009

With this distraction, the ACO manages to land a ship at the Rift generator. The Hydrogue technicians on board the ship get out and shut down the Rift. They then proceed to reconfigure some things and then reboard the ship. The Riftwalker forces at Free City are called back to Ryverrift. As the Riftwalker fleets arrived minutes later, due to their adavnced hyperspace technology, the last ACO forces activate their hyperdrives and blast back toward Free City. A comm message is sent to the unknown saviors of the ACO: "We appreciate your help, but if you value your lives you will go back where you came from." After the departure of the enemy forces, the Riftwalkers focus their attention on the Rift. A technician is sent down to activate it. It comes online and re-opens the Rift to Unspace. But this time, instead of Riftwalker ships coming out, the Riftwalkers are sucked back in. Howling with rage, the Riftwalkers are puled into te Rift, which promptly closes behind them. The ACO reverts to realspace at Free City. The galaxy is safe, but there are only a few billions left to occupy it. This would be a serious problem, were it not for the fact that the former LOA and NACA had both required DNA samples of citizens, for medical purposes and other such things. This DNA database meant that a large number of former denizens of the galaxy could be cloned, and thus the population could be increased rapidly. With territorial birders restored and the Riftwalker threat gone, the UGS begins rapidly colonizing the deserted northwestern section o the galaxy.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 20, 2009

and so here we are again. history repeats itself....

..I am old, now, and the leader of whats left of the UGA. Noobis, my heir...

...he...his ship fell into a black hole. No radio signatures, no tacheon pulses, the only thin that was transmitting anything was the damn black hle itself...we have no idea what happened to him.

If I die, there will be no leader to lead our people, and we may lose the UGA. Humanity, for the first time in ages, would have lost, and losing the game means one thing: extinction...

In some sort of miracle, I have all but used up all my hope. Fighting, losing, winning, leading. I was hoping that Noobis could carry on my legacy. now, he is gone. now...'cough, cough'...now...the flame is dying...Hope...

Hope...

Hope.....

*Johnson Shnizel, great hero of the UGA, goes into cardiac arrest...*

*...He dies the day after...*

CNC Johnson Shnizel, UGA. 05/30/2972-04/21/3051

"Hope"

******

"Listen, You have got to believe me. I have seen your people die by the hands of those riftwalkers, They are out for vengance. They have taken almost all of our galaxy, and they are determined to overtake your galaxy! the Hydrogue in our galaxy are all but-"

*Noobis feels a chill on his back*

what is wrong, Human Noobis? The Hydrogue Grand Council demands that-

"No...John..."

on Feb 20, 2009

3009

Everything must start again. As it has and as it will. As it is written and as my master commands. As I am tasked to do and as we strive to do.

- Lord Avatar 진한 핸드 of the 139512th Riftwalker Catalydom Armada

on Feb 20, 2009

* Noobis, along with the crew of the Battleship UGAN Dengora and the ship herself, have rifted from the black hole they accidentaly fell in, and out into a new galaxy, entirely ran by the Hydrogue. This galaxy is where the Hydroluge originate from, and have faced the Riftwalkers before. Now, Noobis is trying to negotiate with the Hydrogue for assistance in the Great Rift wars...*

Why should the Hydrogue help you?

"Because you've helped us before. Because you do not the same thing that happened to you happen to us. And if you don't, those Riftwalkers will scour the universe to find the people who exiled them thousands of years before."

Hmmmm....this council may consider a treaty...what do you propose?

"You follow us to the black hole we hame out of, send your entire fleet in, and wipe out the rifties for good. We return the territory of the Hydrogue to you, and we will remain friendly towards you, and help you out in any further conflicts, as well as create a mutual trade agreement..."

...In return...?

"we reclaim all lost territories."

hmmm....

The council determines your plan...adequate. we accept.

 

on Feb 20, 2009

wtf!?

-Noob?

on Feb 20, 2009

The Lord Avatar didn't go through the portal. He instead activated the device he had been hiding since the start of the Rift Wars, causing time in the Milky Way to loop back to 3009, when the Milky Way was just a collection of warring factions. Everybody in the galaxy was mindscrubbed and now have no memory of the Rift Wars (except you, Noobsauce, as you were in the Hydrogue galaxy at the time). This is the ultimate plan of the Riftwalkers, and they will keep the Milky Way galaxy in a time loop forever.

In order to break the loop, Lord Avatar 진한 핸드 must be killed. He's not here yet, so we must wait another 50 years or so before he arrives with his armada. Alternatively, we can jump into Unspace and assassinate him, although this will be our only visit into Unspace since the Riftwalkers will seal off the specific entrance. Even if we succeed, it's not over, as the same loop is being implemented in multiple galaxies across the universe. To free each galaxy, the respective Lord Avatars must be killed and each rift sealed. Unless we can find a stable rift that facilitates multi-direction travel, we will not be able to defeat the Riftwalkers completely and will only be able to trap them in Unspace.

[IE] The Undying.

on Feb 20, 2009

*Sigh* Here we go again. How many Lord Avatars are there? Can't Noobsauce tell us what happened?

 

Samurye.

on Feb 21, 2009

Seeing as the Riftwalkers failed to wipe my memory, I propose we do this:

1) Invade the Vetaron Confederacy so as to stop them from developing and building the rift generator; or

2) Create an ironclad peace treaty with them promising territory if necessary.

on Feb 21, 2009

Option two is not an answer, I'd say we build up our forces and invade them at once, to prevent it from happening, sounds kinda of evil

-TheDarth

on Feb 21, 2009

Orodum

The TACdisplay filled with the image of a dark colored ship, shaped seemingly like a terran squid, with a main body that curved upward near the back, and "tentacles" were moving about, aiming at ships and firing a laser that isntantly destroyed its target.  It accelerated through multiple ships, and they broke across its hull.  It stormed through the Riftwalker lines surrounding the beleagered ACO fleet, escorts of Halrbringer destroyers following.  Other ships seemed to be destroyed by nothing, indicating that Athenas were also among the escorts.

Mass Effect Reaper? (I just finished the game for the second time about ten minutes ago. )

Also, those rhymes are awesome. Where did you get them, or did you make them yourself?

 

[IE]Tal Gendron'nh

on Feb 21, 2009

I agree.

Lets invade at once.

I will order the Teratronians to begin mobilising.

on Feb 21, 2009

How many Lord Avatars are there?

Three Lord Avatars and three galaxies trapped in loop. If you include ours, that makes four. I'd recommend sorting out our galaxy first and then helping the other three galaxies.

The Undying.

on Feb 21, 2009

InfernalCreator



Quoting Orodum,
reply 11

The TACdisplay filled with the image of a dark colored ship, shaped seemingly like a terran squid, with a main body that curved upward near the back, and "tentacles" were moving about, aiming at ships and firing a laser that isntantly destroyed its target.  It accelerated through multiple ships, and they broke across its hull.  It stormed through the Riftwalker lines surrounding the beleagered ACO fleet, escorts of Halrbringer destroyers following.  Other ships seemed to be destroyed by nothing, indicating that Athenas were also among the escorts.


Mass Effect Reaper? (I just finished the game for the second time about ten minutes ago. )

Also, those rhymes are awesome. Where did you get them, or did you make them yourself?

 

[IE]Tal Gendron'nh

yep.  Sovereign.    I got the rhymes from a movie.  I'll let you guess which one. 

and for the rest of you guys - the fleet is BMP! didn't you notice the ship types that were escorting Sovereign?  the Halbringer is unique to the Sultanate

-Fate

on Feb 21, 2009

The Ashi Sultanate expands north and west, and expands to (not into) the UGA border to their south.  They immediately begin building X-303 Armored Cruisers, and begin researching plans for the Darksaber II.  They stumble across a mysterious dreadnought... (sound familiar?)

-Fate

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