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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 27)
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on Feb 21, 2009

Orodum, you said that Soverign will help us if it beneficial to him. Do you think that he would consider not being defeated, ripped apart, melted down and made into a set of limited edition collectible spoons a benefit? Because, if he dosen't stop his attack, that is exactly what the Riftwalkers will do to him.

polarstar_111
So, we need to invade (to make sure the technology that made this WMD is not reused again, as it is possible they have backup devices), but we should send secret agents to kill Mulikov in his sleep first.

Mabey we should steal the WMD and give it to the Hydrogues. They can then set up a  mini-rift that will only pull out the Lord Avatar, and then we can kill him. Of course, even a mini-rift would annihalate everyone within a few light years. So, I think we should detonate it inside the DN Voidspace. That way we can kill 3 birds with 1 stone: We can stop the Vetarons, kill the Lord Avatar and destroy the Dark Ninjas!

Samurye.

on Feb 21, 2009

The_Undying

No individual may start, fuel, sustain etc. a war which involves the destruction of anything not evil, debased, cruel etc. unless neccessary to destroy such a thing, in which case neccessary casualites must be kept to a minimum.


Orodum, I intercepted a message from the UGA Chancellor. It says: 'The UGA is now ordering you under article 4 of the IRL to recall your vessel immediately. Stand down or we will use deadly force. No offense.'

The Undying.

I repeat myself,

Orodum
You know Sovereign?  it's completely automated.  no "data slots".  you can talk to it, because its an AI (the REAL kind), but you can't control it.  and it would easily block any attempts to hack its system, and then could counter-hack yours.  That's the thing about AIs. 

You can't control Sovereign, but he(?) can be convinced to help you.  if it benefits him.  but he takes out any who threaten him.  including captain aggressive up there.

-Orodum  

The Sultanate does not control Sovereign.  The Sultanate does not even have any sway with Sovereign.  It doesn't have a way to contact Sovereign.  It would have, had it had the time to study the ship and to make contact with Sovereign, but El Loco above decided to prick the Dragon's tail.  now the Dragon is pissed.  and hungry.

-Orodum

on Feb 21, 2009

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!?!?! Oh wait, warzone, hehe....  Anyway, I ask again,

Samurye
Orodum, you said that Soverign will help us if it beneficial to him. Do you think that he would consider not being defeated, ripped apart, melted down and made into a set of limited edition collectible spoons a benefit? Because, if he dosen't stop his attack, that is exactly what the Riftwalkers will do to him.

 

on Feb 21, 2009

he's pretty damn strong. like destroy any damn fleet that goes after him strong.  The only reason he died in Mass Effect was because mecha-Saren died, and that dropped his shields.  but if his shields are up, then he's damn near invincible.  plus there's the whole calling in the rest of the Reaper Fleet. 

and besides, he's only after Caedus's head.  not his army.

on Feb 21, 2009

Would activating the Rift generator in DN territory be a breach of IRL section one? Also, if we let Soverign kill Darth, would he mind if we cloned him back from the dead? He does get to have his revenge....

 

Samurye.

on Feb 21, 2009

on someone he attacked first?  that's not revenge.  that's anger.  why he attacked in the first place, I don't know.  But in doing so, he signed a death warrant for his capitol.  That's the price for initiating hostilities against an unknown quantity.  if you don't know how strong it is, it's not exactly wise to provoke it. 

on Feb 22, 2009

I was talking about Soverign getting to have his revenge on Darth. I was asking if Soverign would care if we brought Darth back after he had killed him. I can also understand why Darth attacked Soverign. He was afraid that Soverign would attack the southeastern worlds again.

 

Samurye.   

on Feb 22, 2009

*in Yoda voice* mmm... but he didn't know that, now did he?  Wiped, his mind was.  And judged not fit to tell him, the BMP expansion would be.  Hmm?

*back in norm voice*

And Sovereign would clone Darth himself.  just to kill him again.  but I doubt he'd care otherwise.  Sovereign would probably settle for, oh, say 400 clones for him to kill.  That seems like a reasonably small number.

-Orodum

on Feb 22, 2009

 I believe that Noobis "saw fit" to tell all the leaders everything, including the bit about the BMP. And yes, 400 is a reasonable number. After all, in the first part of the D&S show (when I was still fighting Darth) I had quintillions of clone bodies.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 22, 2009

Now you have to figure out a way to reach an angry AI out for revenge, with a nigh unstoppable ship, and who doesn't care about anything but the Reapers.  and is altogether non-responsive. 

Sovereign arrives at the Ilidaran capitol (Earth, I would assume?), and begins bombing.  He begins with the fleet in orbit, then nearby orbital defencesafter that, he then moves on to the primary governmental facilities.  After atomizing them, he destroys all docked courier ships.  Last, but not least, he destorys all missile launch pads inorbit and on the planet surface.  Only now does he turn to leave.

-Orodum   

on Feb 22, 2009

Would activating the Rift generator in DN territory be a breach of IRL section one? Also, if we let Soverign kill Darth, would he mind if we cloned him back from the dead? He does get to have his revenge....

Combine articles 1 and 4 to make this acceptable.

Sovereign arrives at the UGA capitol (Earth, I would assume?), and begins bombing. He begins with the UGA fleet in orbit, then nearby orbital defencesafter that, he then moves on to the primary governmental facilities. After atomizing them, he destroys all docked courier ships. Last, but not least, he destorys all missile launch pads inorbit and on the planet surface. Only now does he turn to leave.

The UGA still controls very powerful industrial zones in the east. You are now an enemy of the UGA and we are priming our WMDs as we speak.

The Undying.

on Feb 22, 2009

*Shakes head*

And while all this is going on, the Vetaron Confederacy is reading its fleet.

on Feb 22, 2009

reading its fleet.

I bet Mulikov likes to read books out in the park.

The Undying.

on Feb 22, 2009

A message transmitted via high-comms arrives at the Ildiran capitol building:

To those who saw fit to attack the unknown warship:

You were the ones who activated the ship.  We did not do so.  With enough time to study it, we may have found a way to activate the ship peacefully, and to communicate with it.  It is currently not under our control, and as such, you should not blame us for its attack on your capitol.  The blame, in all its entirety, lies with you, and should you continue to ready your fleets to invade our borders, we will be forced to declare war upon the Ilidaran Empire and all who support it in its war with the Ashi Sultanate, including the UGA.  I warn you, what happened to your capitol is but a scratch compared to what will happen to it, should you continue to prepare for a foolish conflict.  I submit the same warning to the UGA chancellor.

You have been warned.  Do not underestimate our fleet capabilites.

Varesh the High, Leader of the Ashi Sultanate.

on Feb 22, 2009

"Whaa..."

those damn riftwalkers...

"what happened to the milky way? And why is my grandfather still alive?"

this happens whenever the riftwalkers take over a galaxy...

"what do you mean?"

The riftwalkers use galaxies as a sort of "target practice" as you humans call it. Once a rift is opened to Unreality, they destroy all life in the system, and when the only sentient life is on the brink of extinction, they "re-wind" the galaxy to a point when the riftwalkers wern't there, erasing the memories of those who existed, and inevitabley starting the process over again. That is why we had Hydrogue Remenants within your system. They were put there to warn of the coming of the riftwalkers, and to ensure that our system's time-loop would be broken. This is only the fourth time the Riftwalkers have done it to your system...

"my god...how do we stop it?"

...as we have said, you must stop the rift from ever re-opening. we are the only ones who remember what has happened, as well as the crew of your ship...

"so my grandfather...is still in stasis?"

yes...

"...we need to get him out..."

*noobsauce re-enters the black hole, along with his crew, and Hydrogue ships, to warn his grandfather of this repeating process...*

**********

 -James Shnizel, son of Johnson, High Chancellor, UGA.

"Subordinate! Where is my son? he has dissapeared..."

"we do not know. He was in his study room not long ago. Suddenly he vanished..."

"Order a search for Noobis. I want him brought here..."

"aye, sir!"

"Noobis...what have you gotten yourself into this time...."

-DaNoob

PS: to clarify:

Johnson "DaNoob" Shnizel: grandfather, High Chancellor, almost 100 years of age, in stasis

James Shnizel: Father of Noobis, Son of Johnson, High Chancellor, dies by assasination by Vetaron Confederate spies

Noobis Shnizel: High chancellor after father dies and grandfather retires, son of James and grandson of Johnson, currently in Hydrogue galaxy. only one who knows about the riftwalker time-loop

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