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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!







...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 years
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 29)
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on Feb 23, 2009

Can you like change so it opens in a new window.

If it were my board,

Site Owner - DarthCaedusMorgan
__Executive Administrator - InfernalCreator
____Members Administrator
____Forum Administrator
____Chat Administrator
____Activity Administrator
____Registry Administrator - The Undying
__Executive Moderator - Samurye
____Chat Moderator
____Global Moderator 1 - Polarstar
____Global Moderator 2
____Global Moderator 3
____Forum Moderator
______'Announcements' Moderator
______'The Horrid Parody of the D&S Show' Moderator - Noobsauce
______'Final Fantasy XII' Moderator
______'Gossip' Moderator - Orodum
______'Music' Moderator
______'Gaming' Moderator
______'Downloads' Moderator
______'General' Moderator
______'Introduce Yourself' Moderator
______'Public Forum' Moderator
____Messages Moderator

abc.....position open
abc.....position taken

[IE] Adar Zan'nh

-TheDarth

on Feb 24, 2009

How do I log in?

on Feb 24, 2009

DarthCaedusMorgan
Can you like change so it opens in a new window.

If it were my board,

Site Owner - DarthCaedusMorgan
__Executive Administrator - InfernalCreator
____Members Administrator
____Forum Administrator
____Chat Administrator
____Activity Administrator
____Registry Administrator - The Undying
__Executive Moderator - Samurye ____Chat Moderator
____Global Moderator 1 - Polarstar
____Global Moderator 2
____Global Moderator 3
____Forum Moderator
______'Announcements' Moderator
______'The Horrid Parody of the D&S Show' Moderator - Noobsauce
______'Final Fantasy XII' Moderator
______'Gossip' Moderator - Orodum
______'Music' Moderator
______'Gaming' Moderator
______'Downloads' Moderator
______'General' Moderator
______'Introduce Yourself' Moderator
______'Public Forum' Moderator
____Messages Moderator

abc.....position open
abc.....position taken

[IE] Adar Zan'nh

-TheDarth

Oooooookay, somebody fill me in on what I'm ACTUALLY doing.

(Note: not a denial of my placement, just curious as to what I am doing. )

 

[IE]Tal Gendron'nh

on Feb 24, 2009

How do I log in?

Just click the sign-up icon on the thin, grey header at the very top of the page.

Oooooookay, somebody fill me in on what I'm ACTUALLY doing.

Well, if you look at Darth's command structure, you'll see he's placed you as Executive Administrator, making you the second-in-command to Darth and granting you nearly supreme power.

If you look at my command structure, you'll see I've placed you as Registry Administrator, giving you control over every member on the board and also new admissions to the board.

Can you like change so it opens in a new window.

Try right-clicking on the hyperlink and then clicking 'Open in New Window' in the drop-down menu that appears.

[IE] The Undying'nh.

on Feb 24, 2009

 What do I do?

 

Samurye.

on Feb 24, 2009

Samurye
 What do I do?

 

Samurye.

You are doing it right now *eyes in the back of your head*

-TheDarth

on Feb 24, 2009

*The Vetaron and UGA advance their forces, estimated to meet at Jopin, a red giant. Meanwhile, The Vice Chancellor, Kyler Amnuul, continues the search for Noobis, but for a very different reason...*

"...well, Corprol Leehenry, the report?"

"...We got a list of all ships that has left the UGA in the past two months. we've custody of the majority of the ships. only a minority show suspicious activity, but nothing indicating the kidnapping of Noobis."

"Continue with the search..."

"Sir, we also have some intel that one of our ships, the Dengora, an Alistor-class battleship, has gone missing..."

"You think the kidnappers hijacked a UGAN Battleship!?"

"No, sir. The ship was new, and still within the Grey Docks. But the srange thing is, is that the officer in charge of monitering Grey Dock's traffic reported no Alistor-class Batlleships leaving the shipspace, nor did the guard report it missing. The next day, the ship was gone. No Flagships or Capital ships, no report of a USA (Unidentified Spatial Anomalee), nothing."

"The coincidence?"

"It dissapeared the same day Noobis dissapeared, as well as the assasination of High chancellor Shnizel II..."

"Hmmm...look into that more. I want a report of any UGAN ships leaving UGA space, preferrably an Alistor-class vessel"

"aye, sir!" *Corprol Leehenry leaves the room*

DAMN! I told those assasins to only kill James, not kidnapp the boy and steal a UGA Naval vessel. I will have the UGA on your asses...or...I could have them destroy the Battleship, along with Noobis. A terrorist attack by the Vetaron Confederacy. I'm sure they would understand. I am, after all, a member of the Confederate High council. These poor bastards won't know what they're in fo-

*SFC Dinero barges in with a report*

"SIR! Unknown spaceships entering Terrestrial space! one of the ships seems to be the Dengora! They say they're carrying Noobis on board! They claim him to be High Chancellor of the UGA!"

"WHAT! Send my Envoy out, along with a representative!"

Damn...

on Feb 24, 2009

As the UGA advances toward Jopin, the other galactic powers go around Vetaron space, preparing to attack from behind. As the UGA and Vetarons collide, this flanking group pushes forward, easily overwhelming the hardly defended Vetaron worlds.  The Vetarons send half of their forces at Jopin to attack the invaders, allowing the UGA to defeat the Jopin forces. The Confederacy is soon almost defeated, and preparing to make their last stand at Vetar.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 25, 2009

What do I do?

Check the board. I've sent you two messages (the second is the most up-to-date) detailing what the job entails.

on Feb 25, 2009

The Sultanate sends exploratory elements northward, claiming unoccupied territory, and at the same time sends several large fleets toward the Vetaron Confederecy, where they begin to systematically destroy the eastern front

on Feb 25, 2009

on Feb 25, 2009

The Ildiran Empire sends a massive epiditionary force curving around the UGA and New Tokyo, then attacking the Vetarons from the south seeing it would be easy know to break there defenses, while claming some new territory just Nortwest of Mijistra

-TheDarth

on Feb 25, 2009

*Coming from behind, The UGA have pushed Vetaron Confederate forces south. At the same time, Noobis, along with protecting Hydrogue ships, conveys with Chancellor Amnuul...*

"Are you truly Noobis?"

"Yes. I am High chancellor Noobis of The UGA. It is imperative that I get to Britiana and re-awaken Johnson..."

I cannot have him ruin my plans...hmmm...

"Why? So you can kill him as well as me? Just like you did to Chancellor James?"

"What!? You accuse me of killing my own father-"

"How do we even know you are Noobis?"

"Sequence my DNA. I am Registered as a UGA citizen."

"And why do you referr to yourself as 'High Chancellor'? Why did you dissapear the same day that your 'father' was killed? Who and why are those alien ships guarding your ship!?"

"What is this!? You believe me not!? I am Noobis! Sequence me to find ou-"

"You'll just use a lock of hair taken from the real Noobis. You killed James, you killed Noobis, and now you want me to believe that you are Noobis just so you can assume your place as Chancellor and have your assasins kill me, just like you did to James-"

"I WOULD NEVER KILL MY FATHER!.....you...I know now....all these years and you were the traitor! All this time, we've been trying to figure out who in our higher eschelons killed my father, who wanted him dead! Now I know...I TRUSTED YOU! The entire UGA did! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR HIGH TREASON!"

"Enough! You will not get me to belive such ludacrist lies! I have had enough! Tell us where Noobis is, and we will show you leniancy. If you do not, we shall execute you on the spot for crimes againt the UGA-!"

"I AM NOOBIS, YOU SELFISH BASTARD!"

"ENOUGH! Lieutennant! Order all cannon fire on those Unidentified ships!"

"Please, Hydrogue, do not fire back, I repeat: DO NOT FIRE BACK!"

All ships, jam all UGA electronics and Jump into dead space!

...

I will not allow you to ruin all that I have worked for...even if that means killing you...

*Noobis flees with the Hydrogue into dead space*

"DAMMIT! Dammit! He's the one! He's the one who betrayed our people and held up our Navy as our colonies dropped out of contact! He allowed the Vetaron to trample the UGA and our allies! Traitor! He will cause the downfall of the UGA and our defeat..."

We need another way to awaken Johnson...

"Earth security is impenetrable. There is no way we can make it through..."

We can't...but your people can...

"Wait...wait...you're right!...I want all marines and Important personell in my conference room. We're gong to penetrate UGA security and recover Johnson, even if it means becoming fugatives..."

*as Noobis and his crewmembers convey a plan to sneak their way into Britana, UGA forces are pulled out of the Vetaron confederacy and placed around the UGA's territorial border. No advances on the Confederacy's capital was ever made...*

on Feb 25, 2009

The FN sanctuary, now renamed the UGS, picks up the slack that the UGA left. A large fleet jumps to Vetar, beating down the defences and taking the planet. The rest of the Vetaron Confederacy soon follows. With much of former Vetaron space now under its control, the UGS holds a conference at Free City, to decide how to attack the Riftwalkers once they are released from Unspace. A massive fleet enters production at Shadan, now renamed New Kyoto.

 

Samurye.

on Feb 25, 2009

interesting, politics. (you know that Varesh the High of the Sultanate would be perfectly willing to help you out if you told them of your story?  and they have these really cool new cruisers that will slip through any planetary defences, as the gravitic interference makes it impossible to differentiate between the ship's gravity and the planet's)

Sultanate forces push farther into Vetaron space in leaps and bounds due to their forces still being on the opposite front.  reports of a new cruiser begin surfacing, one that is undetectable unless within fifty kilometers.

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