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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


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on Dec 31, 2008

*Noobsauce sends a written declaration of war upon everyone who posts/has posted on this fourm. The Darth and Samureye Show sparks the Great Post Wars!*

*Noobsauce declares DEFCON 1, and launches all 23,574 MIRV-ICBMs at all enemy's of the United Continental Federation, calling on his country's air and naval forces to blockade the coastline!*

 

 

 

-Da War Noob!

on Dec 31, 2008

"Houston, we have a problem. Over"
"Go ahead, ST-4. Over"
"I think China is preparing for war. Over"
"Why's that ST-4. Over"
"Yeah, they just built a massive wall across their entire country, blocking out Mongolia. It's so huge I can see it from space. Over"
"We're getting a picture now and... Oh my ****ing God, it's huge! Over"
"What's our course of action, Houston? Over"
"Well, I've been given standing orders from the President to blast the crap out of the Chinese if they try anything, so... we're sending you a nuclear warhead. Over"
"Houston, there's a large rocket flying straight at us. It's moving at attack speed. It's coming from your location...? What should we do? Over"
"Don't worry ST-4, that warhead should be arriving pretty soon. When you get hold of it, I want you to fire it directly at the head of the Chinese President using our new 889-HY missile locking system. Over"
"We copy, Houston. Over and out"

"Houston, that rocket is looking pretty big right now and it's not slowing down. Over"
"Don't worry, ST-4. It's nothing major but the nuke is an older model so we can't stop it. Over"
"You can't stop it?"
"That's right ST-4, we can't stop it. Over"
"Well... what do we do?"
"You don't do anything. When it hits your hull... er... we hadn't planned on your survival, so those suicide pills will start to look mighty pretty. Over"
"What the **** are you talkin' about?! We're goin' to be blown to hell!!"
"<sniggering>"
"****ing ****. We're all gonna die!!!!"
"...ok, we have a new plan for your survival. Over"
"...yes"
"Wait, that was the survival plan for submariners in the event of a massive hull breach... just let me find it... nope, it's gone, sorry. Over"

Continue the story!!

on Dec 31, 2008

"I hate you!  We're about to be blown to kingdom come, and you're sitting there teasing us!"
"ST-4, the survival plan for a massive submarine hull breach is to run as far from the hole as possible.  You can try it if you like, over."
"Houston, I hope our fallout kills you!"
"Roger that ST-4.  Appropriate precautions have been taken against this scenario, over."
"... I'm going to radio the Chinese and tell them you launched a nuke at them!"
"Come again, ST-4?"
"I'm gonna take the whole **** world with me, and that includes you, you little-"
"ST-4, such actions are inadvisable, over."
"You're gonna be blown to hell like us!  You and all the rest of your-"
"ST-4, the missile is unarmed, over."
"What!?"
"The missile is unarmed.  This is merely an experiment on mental stability under pressure, don't do anything stupid, over!"
"Like hell it is!  You just don't want me to call the Chinese and have them blast your sorry-"
"ST-4!  For God's sake, the missile isn't armed!"
"I can't hear you, la la la la laaaa..."

Continue the story!!

on Dec 31, 2008

"ST-4, we have you on visual and I recommend you don't touch that blatantly obvious big red button. Over"

"What, the emergency space-to-planet death ray? Screw you, this is my satellite. Over"

"No it's not, It's government property, so if you have your finger on the button, we're gonna shoot you down... at an excessively huge bill for us but we can just bill NASA. Over"

"I'm tired of people saying I have my finger on the button. I have my foot on the button. It's funnier that way. Over"

"Calm down or we will use a real nuclear missile. Over"

"I just started to wonder why we have a space-to-planet death ray onboard... but I honestly don't care"

"We put it there because Ronald Reagan wanted something to cook his food with. He said that non-lethal kitchen appliances like microwaves just couldn't cut it. Over"

"Ha ha, that guy was such a jackass. He tried to build lightsabers in space to shoot down Soviet missiles. Over"

"Y'know, I can't remember what we were talking about. I think it was something about a giant wall in China. God I'm trippy right now. Over"

"You think you're high, man? You should come up here. My spinal fluid is going backwards from the inertia... hey look, a big red button! Over"

"What does it say? Over"

"It says 'do not push after 1991'. Over"

"Err, I flunked English... like, totally... so go ahead and push it. Over"

"Ok, here goes..."

Continue the story!! Or create a new post, whichever is best.

on Dec 31, 2008

ENDING #1:

* a giant laser shoots from the space-to-planet death ray and creates an explosion that sweeps across China's eastern coast, covering 85% of China, North and South Korea, and Japan*

"Uhhhh.....Oh, SH******T....!"

"Massive tremor detected at Huston!"

"ST-4, what the f*ck did you do!?"

"Pressed a big red button...why?"

"SH*T! you fired the space-to-planet death ray! You idiot!!"

"well...I'm sure they were going to do something to us sooner or lat-"

"YOU JUST BLEW UP MORE THAN HALF OF ASIA AND COMPLETLY F*CKED UP OUR ENVIORNMENT!!!"

"Hey, dude, one: it was not my dumb*ss idea to install a f*cking death ray on this ship. Two: our enviornment was already halfway to hell. Three: you gave me direct order from the F*CKING president himself to nuke them. This at least ensures they won't fire back..."

"oh. Well, since you put it that way, i'm sure that we are justified. if anyone wants to blame us, we tell 'em to go to the president."

"I dunno...I kinda liked Japan..."

"sh*t, you're right...ahhhrrrrggg....f*ck..."

"meh, at least now we took both spots for most advanced AND overall powerful country in the world!"

"OH YEAH! GO AMERICA FOR THE WIN! WOOT!"

"PARTY AT HUSTON! YEAH!"

 

 

-Huston, we have a Noob, over.

on Jan 01, 2009

*Ahem* this is OUR thread.

*Samurye flys to Darth's ship and begins shooting it with thermonuclear missles to destroy it.*

 

Samurye.

on Jan 02, 2009

* Teljkon Vagabond auto defense systems come online and asorb Samurye's weapon fire, then fires "Mace attack" which engulfs Samurye's ships with a giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga giga gigagiga giga giga laser beams which lasted ofr 13 straight minutes, it destoyes Samurye's ships, and for some reason telaports him to another galaxy, but does not kill him, ain't that kinda annoying*

-TheDarth

on Jan 02, 2009

Your stories are old. 

on Jan 02, 2009

And your interference is annoying.

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

That should keep REPO away for a while.

on Jan 02, 2009

*Samurye morphs into a microorganism and sneaks into Darth's food and poisons him.* "You have 0.5 seconds to live."

 

Samurye.

on Jan 02, 2009

Don't panic! I have a cure: the microorganism relies on extreme pain to kill it's vicitims - the pain will completely fry your nervous system with electrical signals. Smoking more-than-lethal amounts of pot should negate the pain since you'll be so dizzy that you'll forget you're a human.

The Undying.

on Jan 03, 2009

Dude Samurye you think I am that dumb, I would of sensed that, *The foce automaticly wipes out microorganism and still takes lethat amounts of pot for the fun*

-TheDarth

on Jan 03, 2009

Ah, but if you intake lethal amounts you would die. If you did not die that would mean that you did not use lethal amounts.

 

Samurye.

on Jan 03, 2009

But how do you know he's dead? He'll probably post in shortly.

The Undying.

p.s. it's about time Darth joined our order

on Jan 03, 2009

Yes Darth, join us and together we can rule the galaxy.

P.S. He could be posting from the netherworld of the force.

 

 

Samurye.

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