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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 5)
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on Jan 06, 2009

My alter-ego is NINJA!!!! *Ninja (Being  the opposite of Samurye) is foolish and un-stealthy and is easily killed by Samurye, who proceeds to help his allies.*

 

Samurye.

R.I.P. Ninja

on Jan 07, 2009

Well, he pretty much killed himself before I could get to him. He's in an alternative universe since he died so he could be back someday.

R.I.P. Everdying... for now

The Undying.

on Jan 07, 2009

What a fool, coming to me with an axe ... I shot his head twice before he could make a move with it ... (it was though stylish though, I could'nt have chosen better myself).

I then proceeded to shoot the rest of him, burn him then feed him to my cats, I also gave a bit of him to his dogs, teaches that guy for pretending being me when he does'nt even like chicken ...

 

R.I.P. gENERAL-wjw

General-JWJ

on Jan 07, 2009

Uh-oh, blood rage...

KILL! SLAUGHTER! SPILL... BLOOD... AAAAAAAAAAHH!

*attacks General-JWJ with a massive hammer during an alcohol-induced blood rage*

The Undying.

on Jan 07, 2009

*Noobsauce and Nuubsauce are talking...*

Noob: "...so yeah, that's when I turned him into a giant peni...huh!? wtf!"

Nuub: "Samureye, General and Undying killed their altar egos!"

Noob: "NINJA...gENERAL...Everdying...they will be missed," *has brief moment of silence* "...wait...where's the Darths!?"

Nuub: "probably still fighting...well. Congrats survivors! You beat your altar egos!"

Noob: "for reward you...uhh...what's the reward?"

Nuub: "Nothing."

Noob: "Nothing! Yeah!"

Nuub "ahem... we must wait for darth to report in with his fight...whichever one survives..."

on Jan 07, 2009

I have still have not ran into my alter ego yet, I will report in tommorrow if I run into him/her, hmmmmm I'm pretty lucky now ............................................*sigh* .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. unless I'm being force clouded so I won't notice him/her ......................... hmmm I doubt it though ................................................................................................... *sighs again* .................................................................... but a Sith Lord does not doubt anything because that means weakness in the mind...........................................................................! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  ! ! ! ! !

-TheDarth

on Jan 07, 2009

ARG!!!

Pirates and Tesla Coils, and Random peices of Technoligy FTW!!!

ARG!!!

I WILL RULE THE GALAXY!!!!

 

Ehem...excuse me, I will contain my outbursts, unless someone decides to try to kill me.

on Jan 08, 2009

Don't worry. Your sporadic oubursts are very welcome here. Like the speed limit, though, there is a limit to the amount of blood somebody can spill in any one rage. This is about 7 litres at a time.

The Undying.

on Jan 08, 2009

good,

 

MUA HA HA HA!!!

*In Comand ship, orbiting above home planet of Evil Prime*

E.T.-Luitant, Prepare my fleet for departure, we have a set of wierd ninja/sith people to kill. They all have a very low probabilty of dying, so it makes it all that much easier.

Luitenatnt- They have a LOW PROBABILLITY of dying sir? This will be easy! Preparing fleet now your Sparkiness.

ET- Wait, what did you call me?

Luitenant-Um. your sparkiness. I thought since you were EvilTesla, Master of the Great Teslarian Empire, and you Build Tesla Coils that throw large sparks, that I should call you "Your Sparkiness"

E.T.-You call me that again, I'll Clone you were it don't die, NOW!! Set Course For the Hoth System!!

LUitenant-The Hoth system sir? Are you basing this off of that picture we got? It could be anything, it could be smugglers..or...

E.T.- I AM A PIRATE!! I KNOW SMUGGLERS WHEN I SEE ONE!!! SET COURSE FOR THE HOTH SYSTEM SO THAT THE TESLARIAN EMPIRE MAY ENGULF EVEN MORE GALAXIES!!!

Luitenant- Yes sir, Engaging Probablility Drives now.

on Jan 08, 2009

How can you destroy that which you cannot electrocute? Behold... THE NYLONIAN FEDERATION!!!!

The Undying.

on Jan 08, 2009

Mua ha ha ha!!

you have NO clue what technologies the Teslarian Empire has at its disposal.

The Tesla Cannon (Big shocker thing) is only a secondary weapon. Rarly needed. Besides, lowering the probablility of something only makes it MORE likly to happen!!...In my favor anyway...

MUA HA HA HA HA!!

on Jan 08, 2009

You forget one thing... THE IRREGULAR ARRANGEMENT OF PARTICLES AND LACK OF A METALLIC LATTICE PREVENTS THE NYLONIANS FROM CONDUCTING ELECTRICITY NO MATTER HOW STRONG IT IS!!!!!!!!

The Undying.

on Jan 08, 2009

Fine, you know what, that is it.

I will prove to you how strong your "ship" is.

E.T.-Luitenant!! Fire Our Primary Weapon!!

Luitenant-Yes your Caronaness.

E.T.-WHAT?!??!??!

Luitenant-Well, since Tesla Coils have Carona, I'd thought....O never mind sir, launching Probability missiles now.

 

My Flag Ship, the Man O'War launches One, Solitary missile. Which streaks towards One of Undyings's plastic ships.

The ship begins to fire flack cannons and launch interceptors, but it is too late, the drive has been activated.

The missile, as it closes into the ship, activates the Improbabliity Drive, turning all nerby matter into Wales, and Petunias, this includes the Enemy ship, which is now a nice pot of petunias discoveing the horrors of being unprotected in Outer SPace.

 

 

Anything else you want me to destroy?

I have even more up my sleave than that as well. My Fleet, headed by the Man O' War, is teh most powerfull fleet in the Universe, or, ALL THE UNIVERSES!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

on Jan 08, 2009

The master of all the universes mispelt the word 'the' as 'teh' and the word 'powerful' as 'powerfull'. You may win over me in military strength, but we shall surely win a cultural victory.

The Undying.

on Jan 08, 2009

Noob: "...okay...darth is still trying to find...uhh...who is his opposite?"

Nuub: "Jedi Master Kaedus. a most powerful jedi..."

Noob: "ohh...in the meantime, i shall re-iterate what I said a long while back: I declare war on anyone who dares post on this thread..."

welcome, EvilTestla, war has been declared on you by the United Galactic Allience.

*Giant Railgun shoots an Antimatter bolt that enters hyperspace, jumps just outside of the Testla homeworld, hits the ground which itself generates as much power as twelve Nukes, and burrows into the outer core, setting off it's antimatter warhead, and destroying the Testla Homeworld from the inside out*

 

-UGAN Gr. Adm. Noob

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