four small ships jump out of hyperspace in front of Orodums defense

They activate a somebody-elses-problem-drive around thier ships

Orodum- ha ha, they are walking right into my trap. This should be easy, thier are only four of them, and they are only slightly bigger than fighters!!   GUNNER!! fire on the ships.

Gunner- what ships sir?

Orodum- those four fighters that just jumped in just now!

Gunner- oh, those, sorry sir, but thier not my problem.

Orodum- WHAT???

Fighters, which have wormholes in side of them, begin to launch thousands of missiles. If the univers was a computer, it would be lagging. Each missile ALSO has a Somebody-elses-problem drive.

Orodum-First in command, why aren't our shields up??

F.I.C.-Beats me, its not my problem

Orodum-GRAAA!!! is anyone going to do anything?

at this time, the intire bridge crew stand up and leaves

crew member-sir, we decided that none of this is our problem, so we are going to go have some tea. would you like to come with us?

Orodum jump to the consol, but it is too late. Thousands of missiles are already tearing the defenses and ships apart.

Orodum barly gets to a life pod in time.

It looks like I can't help. My crew are tired of fighting and have mutinously gained control of the ship (the Avatar). They've taken it to the Jaac asteroid belt to shoot up some lumps of rock for fun. That's miles away from you so... crap, here comes the Gorgath. For those of you who don't know, the Gorgath is basically our mortal enemy, so expect fireworks.

The Undying.

*Noobsauce revives orodum on my main Flagship "Obsidian"*

Noob's fleet, no matter how massive Evil testla's fleet is, is 4x larger, complete with frigates, cruisers, battlecruisers, battleships, carriers, 210+ sub-capital ships, 75+ capital ships, and the three main flagships, the "Obsidian" being the biggest. The "Quantos" is a ship built around a massive coil gun, the same gun that destroyed Testla's original Homeworld. the "Aquina" is a supermassive moving shipyard, constantly spitting out ship-after-ship. Finally, the "Obsidian" is the most deadly and most armored warship in the UGA Navy. Armed with the biggest particle cannon in all known empires and a shipyard in one arm, the Obsidian can open it's arms and reveal two planetary bombardment cannons, and a railgun in the center of the flagship, or "Axle".

*Noob orders all sniper cruisers, LRM cruisers, and main cannons, including Quantos' Coil gun and the Obsidian's Particle cannon, to aim at the entire Testlan fleet. within seconds the testlan fleet was reduced to only Debris, escape pods, and fleeing cruisers and strike craft, some of which blow up when activating their engines.*

"Now, all shield drones, form up in front of the fleet! i don't want any suprises! Launch all fighters! Transport Lieutennant, send Orodum to Samureye's Ninja fleet!"

"Aye-aye, sir!"

"..and that was just a taste of what my fleet can dish out. You want war? You got it..."

(No controlling other people!  There  were tricks I had in mind that you skipped over.  The Net is automated, and pulls all ships out of hyper/phase.  the black hole generator makes black holes [duh] outside the Net, pulling everything that is stopped by the Net into black holes.  And all the controls of my ships are slaved to my chair, but i usually have subordinates do it.  and I have certain ways of...persuading... my officers to do what I want them to.)

Gee, when should I activate my automated defenses?  Oh, well I guess it's too late to do anything.  broadcast this code: * * * - - - * * *

*Ravisher fleet appears, twice the size of Kortul Armada*

If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I'll be on my way.

Okay, I've been wondering, Just how big is our Fanbase? If you read this post Please post so that I can count you.

Why don't you just Ninja them?

*Samurye an the Ninja Fleet arrive and begin decimating EvilTelsa's fleet. Then, suddenly a roar is heard. The Ninja fleet crews look back, and their faces drain of color. Samurye sammers:The_Undying, Its-its-its GALZ! From the Digi*con wars thread! HE'S BACK!!!!*

Samurye.

I answer the call.

Beware, my fleet of secret batteships is waiting in a secret location for the right moment to strike and turn the tide of the intergalactic battle taking place.

Secretly,

General-JWJ

We have more fans than even Einstein could estimate. Count me in, but I'm more of a leader than a fan, I digress. I also wanted to inform you that Fujuki may be joining the FN soon.

I sealed the thread with arcane runes, how the hell did he get out? Unfortunately, I can't help because the Gorgath is hammering us like an inquisitive child with a lego man.

Fiuh ze frawg mee-siles!  No one can stand up to ze frawg!

bye bye Galz.

Umm... DON'T DO THAT!!! We don't want him to assimilate the Frog!!!

Samurye.

100'th post. Awesome!

Samurye.

*Polarstar_111 - the star on the north pole of a planet that was discovered on January the Eleventh - which also happens to be the day that Polarstar_111's internal fusion engines came to life all those billions of years ago - witnesses the epic battle that is taking place. Sieging of numerous space dungeons result in this battle between the Commanders of Supremacy and the Demigods of...Demigodness.

*The star begins to wonder what the puny little humans with their puny weapons would think if they learnt that he - a star - was fully sentient and capable of thinking. He contemplates the godly Photino Birds who gave him his sentience, all those billions of years ago, as well as the fact that he was a captive - a captive of gravity - doomed to circle the galaxy until he went supernova - and envied the humans, puny as they were, for thei freedom.

*He sighs - inadvertantly causing a massive solar flare that scrambles the systems of the battling humans for an entire two seconds - in the process leaving them all very confused.

Oops, sorry guys!  

...huh...the Photino Birds...havent heard of them in awhile, i meet them way back when, in UNV178442. interesting and ancient race...

welcome polarstar to our thread! as you may not know, i declare war on all those who post here, however, i may decide not to go to war on people. And, since you intruige me (I am a trans-dimentional being, you are a sentient star), i wish not to harm you...welcome...

...again, i apologize everyone. Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3 got the best of me again. i see the war has escolated since i phased out. My fleet stands at the ready in case anyone needs help.

...oh, and congrats on 100 posts! (samureye seems to get it dead on all the time!)

Now in lies but one question: WHERE THE FU*K IS DARTH CAEDUS!? My altar-ego got bored of waiting and returned to wandering!

-Da ZOMBIE Noob

oh fine...

FIUH ZE INCENDIAREE MEE-SILES!!!!!!!!  BURN THEIR MONGREL HIDES!

YOUR ONE QUESTION, NOOBSAUCE, IS NOW ANSWERED!!

In a sector far away from all the action, but not to distant, where no one will notice any movement, signatues, and action clouded by all the dark matter sorrounding the area. The Alpa Py'ya'altzeri sector that is, includes atleast thirty different star systems all surveyed by Darth Caedus, discovered something that is lurking within dark matter, curiously there is atleast twenty-one these objects that are seemingly large. Darth Caedus flies his highly prized, very fast combat dreadnaught, he goes to a mostly terran planet at 35 AU/s, as he lands there he notices a odd, but familiar pressance on this planet and begins to meditate.

This planet, full of city ruins that run planet wide similar to what happened Coruscant after the Yuuzhan Vong invaded and terraformed it. Willingly he decided to call it Hygra, while on the planet he meditated to figure out what this dark matter is and why its there and how to get through to find this misterious celestial objects atleast the size of a gas giant.

After many of hours of meditating in a Sith trance, Darth Caedus discovered a way through this dark matter.

"Muhahah, yes now I figured out the way through, but first I must construct a Sith temple for others to discover what I have learned. Hmm that odd pressence is comming closer still about a day out from here, perhaps I shall wait until this thing comes to me."

Using the Force, Darth Caedus construct his temple out of the stone city ruins, block by block, chamber by chamber, its get bigger reaching far into the sky. In about fourteen hours, the Caedus Academy becomes finished. This temple reaches as high as two kilometers into the sky, the complex covers and area of ten square kilometers in circular shape. After the long hours of force construction, in a meditative sleep, he rests for seven hours just one hour before this mysterious person arives.

The mysterious person comes now, Caedus saw in his mind, then he gets up and looks over the ridge, this person looks like two completely different people, a part of her looks like me just in female form, another part of her characteristics looks like my old master teacher and arch nemisis, Luke Skywalker. She is within ten feet of me, waving happily at me. So I waved back at her and smiling, then I walked toward her for three feet with a feeling of a dramatic climax.

"Who the hell are you and how did you get here, I stated blantantly and rudely."

"I am Darth Caitheus, I just recently came from a Shellworld called Nixouq by my personal combat vessal. I noticed another sith presence in the area so I came to this planet to find it. I was exiled from my home planet Byss."

"Oh, I'm Darth Caedus, I came from Coruscant, also somewhat exiled. Wait a minute, shellworld, what is that, Ive detected strange objects around the area and was about to check it out after finding a way through the dark matter."

"Yes, Shellworlds, there about twenty-eight of them in this sector. They are more massive thatn your average yellow star. Literaly there are multiple massive civilizations living on each civilization, they are all capable of supporting massive population and production. Each one has roughly six hundred quuadrillion people on it. Nixouq, however, has nine hundred quadrillion people living in it, imagina all the population, on huge unstopable force, I've been ruling to help them, they want live in the open and now there willing to anything."

"Hm, screw the rule of two, I will help you do this as equal ruler, I think it pointless to battle each other to the end to see who shall rule. We ar both the ultimate powers of the universe. That a lot of force, 1.77x10^19 humans, that is a lot of firepower. Him we shall get a council meeting of all of the leaders of the shellworlds and discuss what we are going to do set them free."

"Ok, we shall arange that, follow me, tomy shellworld where all the leaders will be at. once we arrive you shall tell you great plan."

Together they laugh "muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, the fate of the universe is now in our hands." They have a romantic evening and make love and have evil sith kids in the near future .................................. what the hell, why am I going int the romantic stuff, oh well, it happens, ehem, now continuing on.

The two sith lords arrive at the shellworld Nixouq, meeting with three hundred council member, after he uploaded ship and structure technical designs on to Caedus' datapad holo projector. He tells them his plan to bring them to freedom and be able to roam freely.

"Ok, so what is your great plan that will lead us to freedom", said at exactly the same time by all council members.

"The first part of the plan is simple, we need a place to construct warships, this is needed to transport you, whiled defending your right to freedom. Your shear number will scare people because you all have a common goal, you are all one person united. There are couple of terrestial planets, I noticed while flying hrere. First we will colonize them by building planetwide shipyards and orbital facilities. This is where we will construct all of are warships. The materials we need for the warship are going to be take from the shellworlds. basicly we will deconstruct each and every one to build our ships. Now here is a great pwerful ship, The Eclipse based on crew numbers, we can build twenty-five trillion, fully crewed eclipse's. That will probably not use all of the shellworlds. I will build more ships, called the agressor class star destroyer, I will slave them to the eclipse class ship so no one has to pilot them. We will build about one quadrillion of them. There is one more thing, I have a technical design for a never before built force sensitive drone carrier. It is one hundred kilometers lone, fully loaded with drones that can be circuit slaved or controlled by the force, that will be me and Darth Caitheus. The plans call for one centillion fighter drones. Hm that should be a powerful enough navy. Now get to work all of you we have a massive plan in place that I want completed withing a year."

"Yes sir"

Within ten days, all the shipyards were built, this was amazing toward Darth Caedus, they were working this fast they could get it done in no time. With all shipyard planets first working on the invincible class carrier called 'Destiny Xinouq'. In about three days the carrier and all one centillion drones were completed. The most power full ship in the navy. Both of the sit lord went on a test run with it to see how well they can control the drones with the force.

Six months went by fast, no accidents have occured yet, about three quarters of all the ships were built, the estimation of completion was about two and half months. Every person of the shellworlds were trained well beyon imagination, the ultimate warrios of space.

Those last few months went buy and the fleet was complete. The sith lords brought in their two hundred kilometer flagships, 'Defiances' Aura' and 'Sekot'. They first did a training course on the last two shellworlds, destoying them effectively with precision.

They now set there destination to a discreet unknown location.

-TheDarth

ps: Sorry been real busy, I have a life, I've building a heat engine for ap physics, building tw different website, one realy complex, going to be put on my server soon and diplayed on the internet, and one theat is easy for a volunteer organization.

*Polarstar_111 notices the huge black ball slowly drifting through space, and feels the immense dark side of the force signatures emanating from them through the use of his tritium plasma based midichlorians which sometimes come to the surface and look like black spots. He is at first surprised to see the huge ball, being much larger than his red dwarf self, and is tempted to fire a spray of helium at 15 billion degrees Kelvin at them to have a look what is inside, but suddenly realises that the dark side signatures are so immensely powerful that there is only one person in the entire universe that can produce half such a powerful signature. He is confused, wondering what is going on.

*The sapient star's mind thought over this fact for many a minute, when one of his many eyes miraculously beheld a most unexplained phenomenon. He beheld an incredibly massive blackness that filled half the sky - clearly the bridge to another universe - an alternate universe not so incredibly different from our own, yet still inexplicably - different. He quickly realised that the immense dark side signatures coming from the ball - a shellworld no less - were from two incredibly powerful beings - two great and dark and awesome (and sometimes awful if you piss them off) lords of the Sith.

*The shining philosopher (that's what his friends used to call him in his young days at the Open Cluster close to the beginning of the Universe), now turned his communication arrays (basically just his magnetic field) to the great Noob and Nuub and thanked the great extra (or was it intra) dimensional beings for not declaring war on him. He wonders how they would have declared war on him anyway - he is a star after all.

*He decides to tell them about his majestic birth and coming of sentience.

Well, you see, the Photino Birds in UNV178442 were getting really annoyed at all the Xeelee that were trying to kick them out, and thus sent huge numbers of scouting parties, each consisting of two of the great birds each. Scouting party Fark-U, consisting of the great birds named Eva Gina and Cockerel started getting bored with our universe. In UNV178442, dark matter is much more interesting than in our universe, and Photino Birds were made of the stuff, so they began feeling like the whole of our universe was being racist to them.

During their epic wonderings, they came across a nebula for the first time. They beheld all the cute little protostars, one of which was someday to become the shining philosopher Polarstar_111. They got drunk at the nebula, and my great father Cockerel shook up a dark matter beer can a bit too much and threw it at Eva Gina. Hitting her private parts, a huge amount of Eva Gina's mystomagical photino magic went into the beer can, causing it to explode in a thermonuclear detonation that resembled a supernova. The pain of it all was like giving birth for Eva Gina, and when they could see again, they found that in a way, Eva Gina had.

Hundreds of cute little protostars called to life, each of them suddenly endowed with incredible intelligence. The two great photino birds were astonished as the protostars began relaying radio pulses at their neighbours, as if they were talking. The two great photino birds, who would become loved by the protostars once they learned how they had come into existence, took it upon themselves to teach the protostars about life, the universe, and everything.

And one particular student, named Polarstar_111, born much later than the others, but with a mind doubly as sharp as the eldest of his brothers and sisters, had listened to their teachings with great enthusiasm, as ideas began forming in his mind - ideas that would change the nature of the Universes forever.