On a further note, digicon  wars thread is kinda dead right now, Samurye don't leave me hanging as the last poster.

-TheDarth

Cliffhanger....

Samurye.

YOUR ONE QUESTION, NOOBSAUCE, IS NOW ANDWERED!! PART II

Noobsauce's fleet that 4x the size of EvilTesla's fleet no matter what the size. His fleet goes into hyperspace toward EvilTesla' homeworld. When he arives at the planet, there were no suprises at all just EvilTesla's fleet waiting there.

Noobsauece -- "Take fleet into hyperspace in the delta "k" formation."

N'Commander -- "Aye Supreme Overlord Noobsauce"

Noobsauce -- "Good, we'll give them what they asked for, we'll give them war."

N'Commander -- "ETA in three minutes, section two in three minutes 39 seconds."

Noobsauce -- "Yes, we will win, my alter ego will love to see this, commander send him a live recording."

N'Commader -- "Yes sir!"

Imagery of the setting currenty veiwed at a massive space station in orbit of EvilTesla's planet.

ET'Commander -- "Sir, theres a inbound fleet 4x the size of ours, what shall we do sir."

EvilTesla -- "Ah thats noobsauce's fleet, we will just wait and battle it out, he will be here in about three minutes."

ET'Commader -- "All military personel, we are at war, get to station, be on standby and for immediate reactions."

As there fleet battles out, lasting many hours with many calsualties on both sides, a blip on the sensor radar registers in with many more blips just within EvilTesla's sensor range, but just outside of Noobsauce's sensor range.

Darth Caedus -- "Put this live video message out on channels, allow everyone to hear me."

C'Commander -- "Yes, your majesty."

Darth Caedus & Darth Caitheus -- "The Xinouq race has now came back from eons of exile and now they have came back to reclaim their homeworld which EvilTesla has settled, if you get in there way from now on after this reclaimation of this world, you will be destoyed without mercy......"

".....Fire all 25 trillion eclipse's main cannon at EvilTesla's home world. Then launch all Cintillion drone from the carrier Xinouq Destiny to clean up the mess alond with are one quadrillion agrresor class star destoyers."

C'Commander -- "At your will master, it shall be done."

*The two flagships, plus the carrier's main death star laser cannon, which three time more powerfull than the deathstar, the three laser's combined can blow up a star, are activated along with the 25 trillion eclipse's main cannon all fire at once. All oposing fleets are nearly annihilated, EvilTesla's homeworld destroyed to space dust.*

Noobsauce -- "What in the bloody blazes is that blinding light."

*Noobsauce and EvilTesla narrowly escaped into their lifepods. Darth Caedus' flagship, Defiances' Aura, picks them up and puts them into comfortable holding cells.*

Darth Caedus -- "Ah Noobsauce I always wanted to see you under different circumstances, I know you alter ego wanted to see my alter ego, so here she is Darth Caitheus."

Darth Caitheus -- "Glad meet you and I hope to see Nuubsauce."

Darth Caedus -- "I bet Nuubsauce will be laughing at you right now."

In a differnt part of th galaxy wandering watching a live video feed. Nuubsause laughs hystericly at noobsauce stupidity of not seeing this happen.

Nuubsauce -- "HAHAHAHAHAAHA, that absolute helarius, yikes what a hot babe Darth Caedus has, oh that his alter ego, that even better."

....................................................................

-TheDarth

*Polarstar_111 watches the massively one sided battle occuring at EvilTesla's homeworld from thousands of lightyears away. Knowing he has to squint his many eyes to get a good view, he decides to use the power that he suddenly remembered he had. A power that gave him immense freedom. For the great things he had done in his long life, the Photino Birds had made him the king of stars every where. And to make sure all stars bowed down to him, they had given him the ability to transfer his consciouness to those of other stars. While his body would be left behind, he would be able to travel the universe at speeds limited only by thought itself.

*The Shining Philosopher thus went into the fat, bloated blue giant that was the star of EvilTesla's solar system. Feeling very conscious with his increased weight, he nonetheless turned his eye back to the one-sided battle. It was then that he saw the Death Star Superlaser that was on the carrier of the fleet, and became incredibly angry at the name they had given it.

Death Star Laser is it? I'll show you the meaning of Death Star!

*The genius star causes a solar flare, scarmbling the systems of the 10^x (who bothers to count?) spaceships, before suddenly brightening, causing everyone to go blind for two minutes. He then proceeds to break the laws of physics by causing everyone to go deaf for two minutes.

Muhuhuhu Muhahahahahahahahahaha! That was just a taste of my awesome power. All hail Polarstar_111 - King of All Stars and All Galaxies - The Shining Philosopher of Doom - The Original Death Star of Doom - The Ultimate Power in the Universe!

*Retreats many thousands of light years to a star close to Nuubsauce's position to watch the live feed, and to make sure the Dark Lord (And Lady) of the Sith don't try anything. It never hurts to be careful, even if you are the ultimate power in the universe.

*!!*

"Sir a massiv solar flare incomming."

"I noticed, it put most systems temporarly offline, the superlaser's systems will deffinately stay on. Damm where in the bloody hell is my fourth flagship."

"um it here now"

"sorry sir the hyperdrive was not quiet working right"

"well you just arrived in the nick of time, get those energized shields online fast, solarflare incoming."

"They are already online."

"Good"

*The solar flare buffeted the energized shield protecting all ships in battle, saving thousands, of people in escape pods that are in noobsauces and eviltesla's navy.*

"Ow what the hell was that deafing noise."

"that came from the solar flare."

"No star can produce that massive of a solar flare or that much noise, that may be possible when a star goes supernova. Get those escape pods fast, before any after effect radiation gets them, our shields took a beating."

-TheDarth

In orbit of Polarstar_111, Nuubsauce is conversing with the sentient star...

Nuub: "HAHAHAhahahaha!! wew...forgot to mention that i accidentaly got altar egos mixed up. I got the chick version of Caedus, Darth Caitheus! Lols and rofls all around! Ah- ohh....oh, boy......now is the best time to leave...uhhh...uh-oh..."

Meanwhile, Noobsauce addresses his people...

"...fellow citizens...I...have grave news..."

"At 1500 universal time,...the mainstay of our fleet engaged the ET empire with all our force...we were close to victory..."

"...'sigh'...unfortunately, at 1524 hours...a...big, large black ball formed outside of the ET empire homeworld."

"we have no idea what happened, but... the ET homeworld...was decimated by the explosion resulting from the death of Saxon_242...both our fleets were...Decimated..."

"........only 58,048 men and women survived, 92,984 critically wounded......"

"...out of the...7,482,500,000,000 Men, women, and childeren...of the UGAN 'Marigold' fleet"

*Gra. Cha. Noob chokes...*

"Fellow citizens, I will NOT stand for this. I SWEAR to you, that all those brave people who died at this...massacre...will NOT have died in vain! Ladies and Gentlemen, we face a threat: a GREAT threat before us. but the United Galactic Allience is strong. We have the Numbers, the Territory, the recources and economy, the technology and manpower to face this threat! We are 24 cultures, 24 territories, 32 races strong! United! I stand before you not as Commander-in-Chief, not as UGA Grand Chancellor, but as a fellow citizen! We are ALL united, and I swear to you, we all swear to you, all 58,000 of us, swear to you, that we WILL HAVE RETRIBUTION! WE WILL AVENGE THOSE WHO DIED NEEDLESSLY! WE ARE GREATER THAT 100 TRILLION STRONG! ME ARE MORE THAN 1,000 TRILLION STRONG! WE ARE GREATER THAN EVEN A THOUSAND TIMES A THOUSAND TRILLION STRONG! WE DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!!!"

*Millions of cheers echo outside the Council Pavilion on the UGA homeworld*

...in a secret location, construction starts in a ship similar to the Obsidian, twice as large. it's firepower matching 10 enemy fleets...

...that ship is aptly named "Retribution"...

...

Nuub: "yeah, it's hard to piss me off, or rather my A.E., but there are a few soft spots..."

      "...you just happened to poke one of them..."

-Da Vengeul Noob

Note: this is a punishment i see fit, i apologize if it seems a bit extreme...

*Noob goes into his Grand Chamber, changing out of his Grand Chancellor robe and into his specialized Trans-Dimentional clothes*

"...the last time someone pissed me off, their universe collapsed into a very tight point. i made it so that he would still be able to live with the agony of having all his atoms crushed..."

*Noob immediately phases outside of the great black ball. Noob removes all the dark matter shrouding the massive fleet, focusing it to a small ball, and firing it at the fleet*

*the resulting explosion wipes out half of all the ships*

*using his trans-dimentional powers, he thrashed each ship side-to-side erratically, then he crushes it all into a single point, making it so that not even their soul will survive*

*he then phases Darth into scene. he flings him into a star, pushing him deeper into the core of the star, and then flings him straight out. he then slams fice planet-sized rocks into him, which collide and result in crazy volcanic events, crushing and burning Darth alive as each planet's crust is crushed and magma exposed. Noob causes the cores of the worlds to implode, painfully burning and thrashing darth around. Noob then flings darth to the Event Horizon of the galactic core, keeping him low enough so that only his lower half of the body is ripped apart and sucked into the black hole. Finally, Noob proceeds to drop 6 Blue supergiants on Darth, causing them to all go supernova, and creates a black hole. this all was excruciatingly painfull, unfelt by anyone before, the greatest pain anyone has had to face...*

*...as for the girl, Noob raped  her with his enlargend 2500 mile thing, with a radius of 800 miles, enabing her to stretch that wide without tearing (extremly painfull), filling her up with 25,000 gallons of noob's stuff, and giving her every kind of STD known to him (I believe...6,893, if you include aliens). she dies a verry painful and slow death.*

"MHWAHaAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....HUH.....sigh...okay, i believe that was enough vengance...I apologize if this was a bit too...extreme..."

Moral of Story: DO NOT MAKE TRANS-DIMENTIONAL BEINGS ANGRY! THEY CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

-Da Noob is content

P.S. again, i apologize if my method was extreme... sorry.

P.P.S. never destroy my fleet that i took so long to build...

P.P.P.S. again, sorry...

'Good god that is way extreme, first things first, lets solve that dark blob thing that everyone is talking about. One there is no dark matter sorrounding my fleet, otherwise I would not be able to fire anyweapons through it. The dark matter was only sorrounding the shellworlds and the planetwide shipyards. Two, if you read my story right, I never knew that your fleet was there at all, sorry that your fleet is destroyed, also I can very weel heal all your criticaly injured very well, by the way noobsauce you missed about fifty billion people I found them, healed them and returned them to your home planet. All I wanted was to help the Xinouq race (which is composed of 149 different races) get there exiled life back, first thing to do was to take back there homeworld, wich was et homeworld.

Another thing if you did that punishment to me a sith lord, you would piss him so bad that gods will die. First in the proccess of torturing me, I will unleash all types of force storms, black holes, wormholes, thunderstorms on a galactc scale, force lighting will hit you so badly that feel the most unimagineable pain for eternity, even past death if you are not immortal.

*All four flagships come to noobsauces home world in peace and sorrowness, heals people that are criticaly injured, deliveres 50 billion missing people from that horrible day along with giving the ok to use all the materials he needs to rebuild plus access to my three planetary shipyards.*

-TheDarth

Prepare experimental weapons systems... fire!

weapon fired sir.  reaction triggered in 3...2...1... now.  sir, the system's sun just went dark.

uh-oh.  I'd suggest sending a courier ship to the inhabited planet.  now.

yes, sir.  ship dispatched.  Counselor Udina is aboard.

good.  begin scanning the star, see if we can restart it.

yes, sir.

...

...

sir, we have twenty seconds before the star goes Nova!

All ships, commence emergency FTL jump!  rally at jump point charlie-zulu!

yes, sir. ... all ships away, including courier ship.  commencing FTL jump... now.

*red light travels length of Korigul,  then turns blue and Korigul disappears.*

*Korigul reappears in nearby system, along with rest of fleet*

Who inhabited that system?

I believe the leader was someone by the name of Noobsauce, sir.

P.S.  oops.  guess experimental weapons can have all kinds of unforseen effects. 

MEssage transmitting to Orodum:

"See that quotes from noobsauce, that because I blew up his fleet by accident, trying to destroy et homeworld. You just blew up his star system, you are going to get a punishment three times as worse, plus you got polarstar_111 to deal with now because you blew up a star.

End of transmission.

btw noobsauce sorry if you read my previous post, i'm trying to help you recover, we will work together from now on."

-TheDarth

*Polarstar_111 converses with Nuubsauce (as Noobsauce took revenge).

Polarstar: Wow, that was way too extreme of your Alter Ego

Nuub: I know, but can you blame him?

Polarstar: I suppose not. If someone killed my brothers and sisters, honestly, I don't know what I'd do. But still, what he did to Darth Caitheus was just plain...wrong.

*Nuub nods.

Nuub: I hope she's alright. It would be a damned waste if we never saw her again.

Polarstar: Hey, remember, she's a Sith, so she's not technically dead. She's probably looking for a new body at this very moment.

Nuub: Ah right.

*At this point, Darth offers peace to Noobsauce.

Nuub: Wow, considering what my alter ego just did, that was very brave of Darth Caedus.

*It is then that Orodum arrives at the scene, and causes the blue giant to go supernova. Polarstar_111, being psychically connected to every star in the universe, knows what is happening immediately. He is shattered by what is happening, as the prematurely dieing star calls out to him, screaming in pain and agony. Polarstar is immediately struck by extreme sadness, loss and grief at seeing the blue giant - a star he had just recently occupied and thus given intelligence to - having its life ended prematurely. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

*As the once majestic blue giant suddenly collapsed, before tearing itself in a supernova that lit up half the galaxy, grief turned to rage in Polarstar's mind. He knew what to do.

*But his patience held, and he decided that he would first find Noobsauce so that they may coordinate their efforts to bring about justice on Orodum, knowing that his rage at having his home system blown up would equal a level almost as close to that of Polarstar's.

Polarstar: Nuub, I have some things to take care of with your alter ego. Are you happy waiting here and watching the live feed, or do you want to come along?

*Having received Nuub's answer (which Noob shall decide, being his alter ego after all), Polarstar set forth across the Galaxy to the star nearest Jump Point Charlie-Zulu and waited for Noob to arrive. But he knew that his patience wouldn't hold forever and that if Noob didn't arrive, he would take revenge personally.

PS - When I spoke of the black ball earlier, I was speaking of the shellworlds, not the dark matter.

Yeah I knew that you were talking about the shellworld, its noobsauce who missused the black ball in his speech and his revenge, which i can be blamed for 85% of the way, Darth Caitheus is fine now, she never died, she used force based medice to cure all those std's and she did not deserve it because she did do anything wrong, it was me.

I will help in your plan polarstar if need be, it is wrong to destroy a sun because the known universe will come to end, the faster the star's gases get used up the less time we have here. We need to promote the life of stars all you people.

-TheDarth

...within his meditating chambers, Noobsauce and Darth convey a peace treaty between empires...

"..oh, and darth, i apologize for my angerful wrath i placed upon you and your.....alter....ego.... And i thank you for returning my people and fleet to life. I...haven't felt that much anger since I saw humanity get destroyed by a race while i remained powerless. Those...things...'sigh' i guess i overreacted by means of an old wound opening up, it's a long story...

"So, it is agreed that I form an alternate universe in which you may freely destroy the UGA, replacing the Grand Chancellor with a look-alike, while you are granted access to my Universe, or "Sandbox Universe" and to work freely with us to further colonize the galaxy and build those dark shperes that inhabit Trillions of citizens. I will personally un-do the painful attrocities done to your empire...and...your 'ahem' altar...ego... and provide escort and defense of you and your massive fleet/empire, and gladly become a member of the highest authority below you in your empire. to ensure that my people do not find out about our 'trans-dimentional' antics, i will only have it look like a raid, making up an enemy similar to your empire, and having around 60,000,000 of the 7,482,500,000,000 survive the ordeal. My people would have believed that your empire was responsible, that a great tragedy has occured, and that we are going to war, but we aren't...

"anything else to...add...?"

- the remorseful Grand Chancellor Noobsauce of the United Galactic Allience

I see Polarstar....

...however, this is revenge for you, not me...

I sometimes regret what I did, sometimes rageful and wished i did it again, but when it comes down to it, revenge amuses and relieves you for a brief moment, but you might regret it one day (and hey, I still can't believe that after all the immense pain i did to darth, he is not raging against me yet...), orodum will pay, this I swear to you...but not as extremely as i did to Darth - not trying to single out Darth - it's just that no one should go through the same thing he did....

...besides, i'm pretty sure Orodum isn't a TDB like me, and is not a sith lord. I see what I can do...

*Orodum dies of horrible cancer...*

...no, that won't do...

*Undo. Orodum explodes in a bloody mess...*

...maybe...nah...

*Undo. The entire crew of Orodum's flagship come down with a horrible disease(except for a few hundered), turning them into...

MUTANT ZOMBIES

                 FROM SPAAAAACCCEEEE!!!echo...echo...echo...

the power on his ship shuts down, causing Orodum to fight his way to the Auxillary Power Core. 3 out of the 5 survivors following him die. he gets to the escape pod, which he is then ambushed by zombies. locked inside  the escape pod, he is eaten, shredded, and ripped apart in a great bloody mess, by the...

MUTANT ZOMBIES

                 FROM SPAAAAACCCEEEE!!!echo...echo...echo...

...while the two others manage to escape in another escape pod. They live happily ever after, the end!*

....

...closer, but no...

*Undo. Noob takes away all of Orodum's favorite food, including...

GIANT COOKIES

                FROM SPAAAAACCCEEEE!!!echo...echo...echo...

...forcing Orodum to eat brussel sprouts!*

...peeeerrrrfffeeecccttttt...mhwahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA! Ah-coughcough-coughcoughcough...coughcough...'ahem'

-GIANT NOOBS                                            

               FROM SPAAAAACCCEEE!!!echo...echo...echo...  

This thread has become complete madness.

I like madness. Madness is fun.

I think I'll just stick around and add comments once in a while, my secret fleet will only intervene in the case of a peril of unimaginable amplitude against wich even Darth, Samurye, Noob, Et and polarstar could'nt hope to win.

Bewaaaaaaaaarrrrrreeeeee of the Great Enemy, for he is coming our waaaayyyyyyyyyy ....................

Sorry, temporal echo, that tends to happen a lot lately ...

congratz to darth and noob for their alliance,

General-JWJ