(sorry, guys.  a ship manned by those who don't have corporeal bodies doesn't exactly fall ill.  and there's the molecular assemblers )

*Korigul jums back to previous system, and begins moving across the planet*

Any survivors?

None detected as of yet...  Wait, I'm reading a large number of life signs on the planet.  correction: within the planet.  it seems some were undergroud and were rad-shielded. 

Send a courier ship, have them beam aboard the survivors.

Aye, aye, Kapitan.

(edit: oh, and never board one of my ships.  creepy things happen to those who do.  they tend to disappear without a trace

and You'll still intervene if I can defeat it?  eh?)

The sith are supposed to be able to take on any pain possible to make them stronger, showing pain and agony is weakness. However, I would never intend to attack you because, one you always helped us with samurye, two et and orodum are enemy's at the moment, samurye is a friend (but an enemy to joke around with in a sandbox universe lol).

-TheDarth

------walks through Wormhole...looks around himself! Damn Teal'C I told you to dial home not to some god forsaken planet...now get us back to SGC!!! Its getting cold!------ turns around and leaves!

(sorry accidentialy wrote in wrong post)

Fine...I won't take revenge. But I will bring about justice. My bright friends have been complaining about how the blue giant was killed by Orodum, and they are demanding that he be courtmarshalled at once. They've also been getting angry at my deliberation in convicting Orodum, as I have not been able to decide what to do.

I hereby call this court into session.

*Decides not to call forth witnesses or convene a defence council, and decides to lead the prosecution himself, and form the jury out of himself as well. At that point gets bored and decides to end the case.*

By the authority vested in me, as the King of Stars Everywhere, I name Orodum guilty of starslaughter (the equivalent of manslaughter), and sentence him to one hundred and eleven years in jail (spelt gaol in Australia).

However, he will be provided with a full complement of communication devices so that he can keep in contact with his empire. Any attempt to escape, and his empire will be destroyed immediately, his wife/girlfriend will be given the same punishment as Noobsauce gave to Darth Caitheus, and he will be tortured to the end of time.

He will be able to receive parole in one week if I feel like it.

This case is hereby closed.

*Orodum is placed in stellar jail.*

I suddenly feel like helping Darth and Noob in their reconstruction efforts. I will immediately start releasing fusionable materials from the closest blue giant star near your position.

Hmm... so this is what would have happened...

End simulation. 

*Orodum appears back in Korigul command chair*

Tell the techies that they are probably going to have to rethink the weapon.  ensure that it doesn't affect stars.

Yes, Admiral.

*Darth Caedus takes his flagships Defiances' Aura and Xinouq Destiny, to travel and find a new colanizeable sector. He leaves all of his othere ships and the other two flagships at ET destroyed home planet.*

Darth Caedus - "Im leaving now in serach of a new home for these people."

Darth Caitheus- "Cya later"

"hmm who this is quick, two nice planets orbiting a purple star this a nice place this will be our first colonizing efforts"

*Sends signal to main fleet to activate hyperdrive to my location*

There is just one more thing where in the flipping hell is EvilTesla-RG

-TheDarth

*Darth Caedus thought for a moments while.*

*!!*

"Oh yeah EviltTesla is in a holding cell within Defiances' Aura, but where there are so many holding cells. Anyways where is the real person."

-TheDarth

This thread is pointless and immature.

*The Avatar battlecruiser gates into the mainstream sector.*

The Undying: "Woohoo, I finally managed to defeat the Gorgath! But I unintentionally opened a gaping hole in reality when I gated in. I have just enough time to lecture everyone on the 'Inter-reality Law' document I was inventing;

1. Use of WMDs in a warzone for personal or idealistic gains are totally forbidden. No individual may use them to destroy a planet, solar system, galaxy, universe or other object in space to achieve a victory in war, civil conflict, personal feud or such like.
2. Kyogre12 is hereby an enemy of all realities and will remain as such for the remainder of time and any such alternate dimension. His heinous constructions, including the Death Star and planet-sucking ray, will be totally destroyed and reconstruction of the WMDs totally forbidden. The man himself will be pursued until utter annihilation of his corporeal and non-corporeal form.
3. Darth Caedus Morgan is the most awesomestest Sith Lord who ever lived. Accept no substitute.
4. No individual may start, fuel, sustain etc. a war which involves the destruction of anything not evil, debased, cruel etc. unless neccessary to destroy such a thing, in which case neccessary casualites must be kept to a minimum.

The Undying.

what are you talking about?  This is just something we choose to do, because it's fun.  we make up stories, and that's it.  it's not like we are insulting anyone, so how is this immature?

What a moron.

The Undying.

You got that right, we are just having fun being sarcastic, be silly and putting up a show that many people enjoy.

I have my reasons.

And, you found out why we do this soon because you will get bored on the forums some time and want to be funny and sarcastic and the only place to do it is here without being insulted for being sarcastic.

-TheDarth