Headquarters of the Flaming Ninjas
Your only source of entertainment on these forums....
Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

Noob Co. NOOBSAUCE! Bring the saucey noob out of you!







...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 years
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 4)
42 PagesFirst 2 3 4 5 6  Last
on Jan 04, 2009

I have not died yet, might as well join you if I cant kill you and you cant kill me, I know about Kyogre desire to blow up earth

-TheDarth

on Jan 04, 2009

Great, we'll always have a place open for you. There is one downside: there's a hell of a lot more backstabbing between members of the FN than you're subject to at the moment e.g. Samurye will probably try to poison you again AND launch a coup d'etat on your Dojo at the same time. Meanwhile, I'll probably ambush Samurye aboard his private jet with a team of ninjas AND launch a nuclear strike on his house - also at the same time. Then I'll start a ninja party to celebrate his decapitation while I sneak off with one of the female ninjas...

The Undying.

on Jan 04, 2009

I would never poison Darth! Well, okay, sure I just tried to kill him as a microorganism but that is behind us now!

Anyway, you are not a master ninja yet The_Undying. Your ambush would have failed miserably, but I wanted to test your power and so let you kill me. I then regenerated and joined the ninja party. Since the female ninja didn't try to annihalate you she must not be a Flaming Ninja. But that means that she is a spy! Thank you The_Undying, you just exposed a spy!

*Samurye kills the spy with a shruiken thrown into her back and congradulates The_Undying, rewarding him by giving him the chance to make one wish which will be granted unconditionally with no limitations.*

 

Samurye.

on Jan 04, 2009

Bring her back, man, you like totally crashed the party. You can't just kill her on the spot. She was obviously a Flaming Ninja because she had the FN symbol tattoed all over her... er... arm. She had a sister though, which isn't so bad, although she has the words 'TRAITOR' tattoed all over her... er... stomach.

The Undying.

on Jan 04, 2009

I did kill her on the spot. It is good that you told me about her sister though. I will have her assasinated. Make your wish! (If you wish to bring that one spy back, don't. I'll just have to kill her again.)

 

Samurye.

on Jan 04, 2009

I am happy to say this has been marked as a Hot Post! Yay! (The_Undying, don't waste your wish trying to make my change my mind or anything. It won't work.)

P.S. How come Darth got karma for doing the show and I got none!?

 

Samurye.

on Jan 05, 2009

I asked, you did not.

-TheDarth

on Jan 05, 2009

Ok. Anyway, why don't we do some more battling? Our fans are waiting!

 

Samurye.

on Jan 05, 2009

We need something to fight first, and to be honest, it looks like the entire universe is pretty much clean...let's get Noobsauce on the line and ask him to open a rift into another universe.

The Undying.

on Jan 05, 2009

Good Idea....

 

Samurye.

on Jan 05, 2009

I got it!

I shall introduce some people who are so powerful, so evil, that we will have trouble defeating them...

Their power matches ours....

Their abilities match ours....

They...

...are...

OUR ALTAR EGOS!!!!

*Opens a rift to an evil alternate dimention. a black-red mist pours out onto this plane of existence. out of this mist, emerges Samureye, Darth, Undying, and Noobsauce!*

Noob 1-" hello, Noobsauce, or-heh- shall I say myself?"

Noob 2-"Just call me Nuubsauce..."

N1- "agreed"

Nuub- "oh, wait, let us explain. Me and this noob have meet before...."

Noob- "in our own way, we are both good and evil....What? you thought I was the only Noobsauce?"

Nuub- "there is a whole slew of Noobs scattered across multiple Universes, similar to ourselves, but each different in a small way..."

Noob- "I like pie..."

Nuub- "...and I...DON'T! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Noob- "each of you will find your own altar ego..."

Nuub- "since we wern't paying attention, say why the other is evil...or something...just something to identify yourself"

Noob- "We will then mark the evil ones with this: "

Nuub- "And all goddies with this: "

Noob- "So...uhh...go ahead and Identify yourselves, and fight to the death!"

Nuub- "please note, you may help your ally at any time"

Noob- "so have fun!"

*If this Idea does not play well with you, go ahead and tell me (us)*

-Noob 1

on Jan 05, 2009

BTW: sorry for being gone so long, I had some business in the other universes.....mostly the capital wasteland of Fallout 3, and the Zombie-riddled Left-4-Dead.

That is all for tonight's announcements, happy '09, and see you all and myself on the battle plane

...good night, and good luck...

 

-noobsauce94 (i wonder why I haven't used that one yet?)

on Jan 06, 2009

The Unyding: Erm, there's a problem with my alter-ego. I'm The Undying, so I never die, but he's The Everdying, which means that he's constantly dying.

The Everdying: Why the hell am I talking? I should be dying. *shoots himself in the head*

The Undying: Go get help, crazy bastard. Not like there's a cure for death but it's worth searching reality for one.

The Everdying: Everytime I die, I move on to a new universe. When I reach the last universe I'll vanish so I'm running out of time - still got a trillion trillion years to go though. *shoots himself in the head*

The Undying: Unfortunately I have to wipe your existance from the cosmos so...

The Everdying: You cannot kill that which is already dead, foolish Undying!! *drills a hole through his skull*

The Undying: Let's not bring racial discrimination into this blood feud, Everdying. Anyhow, how is everyone else getting on with their new friends?

The Undying.

The Everdying.

on Jan 06, 2009

Hey, my alter ego just appeared in front of me. I thought that the wierd stuff was over when I returned to Earth ...

General-JWJ : Hiya

gENERAL-wjw : Hey, you look just like me !

General-JWJ : Yeah, I'm lookin' good ...

gENERAL-wjw : you want to play a game of Star Wars battlefront , Super Smash Bros Brawl or Guitar Hero ?

General-JWJ : Why not, i have nothing better to do anyway, then can we go eat chicken ?

gENERAL-wjw : No way, i hate chicken, it's the worst thing I ever ate.

General-JWJ : What ??!! How dare you utter such blasfemy in front of me ? You're dead you heretical extradimensional motherfucker ! I'll shoot you till there's not enough of you left to shoot, then I'll burn you and I'll feed your corpse to my cats !

gENERAL-wjw : I'm not going down without a fight ! I'll cut you to pieces with my mystical axe of Endless Draconic Lamentation then feed you to my dogs !

Things are about to get nasty, take cover people ...

The not one and only,

General-JWJ

 

The not unique,

gENERAL-wjw

on Jan 06, 2009

The Everdying: Everyone's forgotten to kill each other. Like, we should be doing it NOW. *squashes himself underneath his own body... somehow*

The Undying: General-JWJ: join the Flaming Ninjas! All alter-egos: prepare to become decafinated... er, decapitated.

The Undying.

The Everdying.

42 PagesFirst 2 3 4 5 6  Last