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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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...We are Noob Co: making Noobsauce for over 14,000,000,000,000 years
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 39)
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on Mar 21, 2009

Orodum
If you don't want to see the off-topic threads, then don't go into the site-wide recent posts section.  open up GalCiv2 general topic or whatever it's called on that site.

No i won't. I should be able to go the front page of a game site and see game related stuff. Instead i see silly and unledgible posts that claim to be entertainment. It's bad enough that OT stuff is spread on the front page of GC2, it's worse when it's SINS posts.

Why oh why SD had to cross all the forums is beyond me. 

So your are saying that people like witchfire, us and others, who write stories and other things that people read and love, and you tell them to **** off

Don't put words in my mouth. I never once said to to fuck off. Learn to read.

I will tell you that most gameing website have some group of people who write many stories about the games storyline or take a spin off of it, are read by many people. Why don't you tell that to them in there posts and see how pissed off they get, this what feel like because of you.

Your actually trying to tell me that your posts have something to do with the game? What SINS? Then why is it in OT? If this is game related it sure is disguised well.

If this was an AAR that would be fine, but's not, i can't even tell what it is. Except now, now it's entertaining.

I could care less if people get pissy by these comments. If you want to post incoherant, utterly incomprensiple drivel in a public forum, then i'm going to comment on it.

And i would complain to SD, and have done so many times. They care not for GC2, it is the red headed step child of the SD family now, but there are some of us on here that enjoy the site and it's content, once we sift through the layer of waste.

I must say though, seems i misjudged some of you.

To Samurye only, i shouldn't have labelled all in here with the same marker. For that i apologize.

To Darthcrudus and boreordum......Thanks. You guys try to be matture and witty and have given me a laugh in those attempts, i thank you.

I still think it's funny that that you guys got so cut on Seth, a kid, comments.

on Mar 21, 2009

Let's just stick to: if you don't enjoy it, don't encroach on other people's fun, and if you do, hang around and watch. These arguments will never end with either side convinced and both parties will leave angry.

on Mar 21, 2009

oh whatever now, I am not going to even bother

on Mar 21, 2009

DarthCaedusMorgan
oh whatever now, I am not going to even bother

Thank you. This stupid discussion was beginning to clog the awesome.

on Mar 21, 2009

Why: I'm trying to civil, unlike you wonderfully nice people.

You're from the ToE too? Sorry, I just got a stereotype from Emperor Seth. But yes, let's stop the thread cluttering.

Has anyone seen the new zombies map for COD5? I'm looking forward to seeing what the power generator actually does.

This is a link to a new RPS (Role Playing Strategy): http://forums.impulsedriven.com/343925. It's now finished!

The Undying.

on Mar 21, 2009

Atvar, please keep posting. I find your heated comments unmistakably hilarious. It's nice to start off my day with a good laugh.

Fleet Lord Atvar

Why should folks give a frak that you don't like swearing. 

I don't like swearing? Really? When exactly did I say that? I seem to remember stating once that I would refrain from profanity in my comment, as I was trying to be as inoffensive and reasonable as possible. If you don't like that, then fuck off you mother fuckin asshole. I mean what the fuck? Go shit on someone else's dumbfuck thread you asstard. Was that expressive enough for you? Just because a thread allows profanity does not automatically mean that it should be used all the time. If a town allowed murder, then I guess you should pack your shotgun, huh?

Also, please stop with the hypocrisy. While it is occasionally amusing, please don't try to convince yourself that you don't care if we're angry. I'll admit it, I am displeased with your tick headedness. But not once will I reply in a very long heated post that involves me stating multiple times that I

Fleet Lord Atvar

could care less if people get pissy by these comments.

Quite obviously, your replies have proven that you do care, and are willing to spend the time quoting and rebutting every comment.

Fleet Lord Atvar

Just cause some folks on a website hate your thread that is no reason to single all those folks out. Flame the posters here all you like, it's actually made this thread readable.

Ah yes, no reason to single those people out. There is also no reason for you to come back here and single these people out, by telling them exactly what you've talked about in your thread. Hypocrite again, Atvar.

I ask also for reasons that my posts are those of a troll. What exactly in my posts is indicative of trolling? Your reply to my comment was little more than a half-hearted attempt to insult me, my life, and apparently the way I surf the internet, rather than provide a coherent rationalization of your accusations.

So next time, Atvar, do try and have a reason for you posts. The one you did provide for only one was so woefully random with no actual bearing on the above rant that I found myself more confused, rather than imformed.

 

'Teh trlling dumb@ss prson guy'

SSAF

on Mar 21, 2009

Hmm... there is only room for one genius in the D&S show.

*Leaves computer screen, takes rocket-powered chainsaw from attic then leaves house suspiciously.*

I'm only joking. It's good to have another genius on the team. Here's a challenge: what does telepyronesis mean?

To FLA: could you just leave the thread, please, I'm sick of seeing you.

The Undying.

on Mar 21, 2009

Atvar, please keep posting. I find your heated comments unmistakably hilarious. It's nice to start off my day with a good laugh.

 

Now you see it. That's the entire point. If this thread simply has to exsist it needs to actually be entertaining. Since you guys were so offended by a kids comments and decided to attack him, i thought it would be fun to push your collective buttons.

I have not been dissapointed. Though attacks on a greater group of people is hardley warrented.

Am i allowed one more Quote and rebuttal your highness?

Also, please stop with the hypocrisy. While it is occasionally amusing, please don't try to convince yourself that you don't care if we're angry. I'll admit it, I am displeased with your tick headedness. But not once will I reply in a very long heated post that involves me stating multiple times that I

 

Quoting Fleet Lord Atvar,

could care less if people get pissy by these comments.

 

Quite obviously, your replies have proven that you do care, and are willing to spend the time quoting and rebutting every comment.

Obviously you are correct. Heated debate due to overreaction to comments equals fun.

Bet you other guys are wishing you had not attacked Seth so much now. I can rave this stupidity for at least another 2 posts.......

Gotta admit though, this is at least entertaining now.

Time for me to go, when i get back i expect some half hearted attacks on my well beaing. also if it pleases you please make fun of my large left foot.

Oh...and call me immature again, thats fun.

on Mar 21, 2009

Oh, yes, I see now. When you were calling this thread a 'fucking stupid waste of time', 'useless drivel', and all other such things, it was actually to make us laugh! Oh, I understand now! It's so very clear. You see, I generally find it amusing when other individuals are degraded and knocked for something they like. Thank you so very much, Tyranny of Evil!

Attacks on a greater group of people are hardly warranted? Do you mean numerically superior, or are you such a conscieted person as to actually view your forum users as superior individuals, then these people here? Either way, in case you haven't noticed, you and the other toe users have been attacking a large group of people here, not just one person. Apparently you still haven't solved your problem with hypocrisy. I would suggest Dextrobullshitias, I hear it works well.

I am not, however. regretting attacking Seth. He fully deserved it, and I do not care what your 'consequences' may be. Continue posting. By all means. Because that's the beauty of this forum. We allow it. We don't block unregistered users to hide what we do, nor do we delete registered accounts for the same reason.

 

SSAF

 

on Mar 21, 2009

Well actually, SSAF, I've just reported him for flaming the thread. I don't think we'll be seeing him again, and there's a chance we won't see the rest of the ToE again either.

The Undying.

on Mar 21, 2009

Heh. Have you been to their website again? They've got it blocked off now. Hilarious.

Anyway....now that that's over. Caedus, Samurye, back to 'killing' each other in new and inventive ways! Chaos awaits!

 

on Mar 21, 2009

To give everyone the resources they need to do that, I'm bringing back the original Milky Way map. The Riftwalker series has been forgotten and I don't really take an interest in bringing that back yet.

Bring back the good old days! Samurye owns the FN Sanctuary, Darth and InfernalCreator joint own the Ilidran Empire, Noobsauce owns the UGA (United Galactic Alliance), Polarstar owns the Starguard Palatine and (secretly) the Faeros Remnants, Orodum owns the Ashi Sultanate. The rest of the factions are NPC, unless someone else will take them.

Feel free, SSAF.

As an added bonus, democracy means that you can now vote for the map that you want brought back.

The Undying.

on Mar 21, 2009

Can I control the Vetaron Confederacy?

 

SSAF

soul-sucking aspiring fanatic

on Mar 21, 2009

Can I control the Vetaron Confederacy?

Yes, you may.

The Undying.

on Mar 21, 2009

Continue posting. By all means. Because that's the beauty of this forum. We allow it. We don't block unregistered users to hide what we do, nor do we delete registered accounts for the same reason.

 
SSAF

Time for the serious hat here for a moment. You are comparing this forum thread to a private website. Would you not say that it is the right of the owners of any website to allow or deny persons membership to said site?

If not, then why not?

Websites have certain Terms and Conditions, failure to meet those will result in a ban. That's pretty much the norm across all sites, at least in my experiance.

AFAIK unregistered users are not blocked at that site, they simply have no privalges. Same here.

Attacks on a greater group of people are hardly warranted?

No i mean there is no reason to attack 70 odd people based on the actions of one or two.

Well actually, SSAF, I've just reported him for flaming the thread. I don't think we'll be seeing him again, and there's a chance we won't see the rest of the ToE again either.

The Undying.
 

Fine, i'll wear that. Of course, and this is immature but if that's the rules, then your treatment of Seth upon his first postings will also be reported.

Now, all bullshit aside, hear is where i am truly ammused. You actually think that you wield power enough to have some 70 odd paying Stardock customers banned? I think you need to to have a look at yourself and all of this if you think SD are going to ban 70 people, wipe their games and delete their empire from the MV, just to satisfy your whimsical imagination.

You sir are truly deluded.

I am not, however. regretting attacking Seth. He fully deserved it

As do you for that exact attitude. You think it's fun to go through life attacking kids? This all could have been avoided if you guys had not reacted the way you did. Furthermore you admit your flaming of Seth yet cannot see how that affected you.

If you all posses such a high and mighty sense of free speach, as you so proudly proclaim in your defensive of this thread, then why the hypocritical response to Seth.

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