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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 41)
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on Mar 21, 2009

we are only directing our comments towards those who are here, in this thread. essentially FLA and EmpSeth.

Seth and i are members of the Geckodon alliance. We use the ToE site to hang out.

on Mar 21, 2009

FleetLordAtvar, with all due respect, who are you to speak on behalf of the ToE?  We make our own deals and have been attacked without provocation.  If you want to see SSAF's post, I noticed that he pointed the finger at us twice on page 24.

We'll deal with this.  And we don't back down on a third party's request.

on Mar 22, 2009

MottiKhan



Quoting Orodum,
reply 22
Mottikhan! for the third time, we are not targeting the whole of the ToE!  we are only directing our comments towards those who are here, in this thread.  essentially FLA and EmpSeth. 

and I'm not so sure where fast eddie came from... he's not a regular poster on this thread, as far as I know...


Why are you targetting any of the ToE?  What have we done?  Seth only became a member today.  In solidarity, I'm considering making him a full fledged member, which usually takes time.

FLA isn't a member as of yet.

Okay, my mistake.  sorry for including such persons in with your organization, esp when they weren't a part.

but still, whether he used the wrong descriptive or not, he menat FLA and EmpSeth.

on Mar 22, 2009

No problem, Orodum.  You were just caught up in the slander campaign brought on by SSAF, The_Undying and FastEddie111.  I can understand that lies were brought by these people and innocents might have been drawn in.

on Mar 22, 2009

This has gone on for far to long. I hoped that I would never have to resort to this. For the purpose of keeping this thread civil, and putting an end to this argument, any posts from here on out that are related to this argument will be deleted. Repeat offenders will be temporarily blacklisted from this thread. No exceptions. I didn't want to get involved, but you have forced my hand.

 

Samurye.

on Mar 22, 2009

I apologize, Samurye.  You weren't a part of any of this and it's being fought out in your thread.  It's also being fought in ours and we had no part in it. 

I'll do my best to show restraint.  I'll look for SSAF, The_Undying and FastEddie111 in other threads instead and leave yours in peace.  That is, unless this starts up again here.

An welcome to the forums offsite.  I hope you enjoy it.  We're happy to welcome you there.

on Mar 22, 2009

Thank you, Mottikhan. I have updated my post. This will not start up again.

 

Samurye.

on Mar 22, 2009

With thanks, also

on Mar 22, 2009

I too will abide by any rational and level headed attempts to quell this. As long as it ends, here and now. No remarks in other threads, no snide comments, it finishes. I have spoke with Seth and he feels the same.

MottiKhan, i will apologize if it seemed i was speaking on behalf of anyone in the Tyranny. Since i consider most you friends i felt compelled to defend you guys since you had done nothing and SSAF felt the need to bring you into this due to me and Seth.

Being attacked in your own thread over this was not cool and un-called for. I apologize if my association on your site has brought you guys any negativity.

I would hope that SSAF and others can do the same.

My fault, sorry.

Samurye.

I hope this is the end, you seem very rational and i will not encroach upon this thread again without due course. Let's just hope that Darth and Orodum remember how all this started and avoid such things again in the future.

As will i.

on Mar 22, 2009

@Samurye and DarthCaedusMorgan - I hope I can impose a little further to get to the bottom of something that may be a serious problem.  I'll need your help and hope we can work together to figure this out.

There was a poster who came from this thread and flamed us in the Tyranny Of Evil Empire Thread on these forums.  He was spouting off about your thread and PMs he received from here that targeted him and the ToE.  At first, it looked like he was one of your posters and came to start a flame war with us on your behalf.  It now appears that he was being used in someone's attempt to manipulate our two groups.

It's my belief that these PMs came from a regular poster here and were designed to use a new forum member as a pawn to start a war between us.  I don't believe FastEddie111 is a member of anything, but was drawn in by someone waiting for the opportunity to strike.

It was FastEddie's post in our thread that made me aware of the flamewar going on here. 

I'm not familiar enough with the posters here and haven't followed anything here that has been posted.  Perhaps one of you might have better insight as to who this manipulator is.  In my opinion, he needs to be stopped before he causes more damage.

Thanks in advance for your help.

In the meantime, I have PMed FastEddie111 and asked him to turn in the person who sent the offending PMs.  I also informed him that he was being used and that the Tyranny had no dealings with you until he showed up in our thread.  I hope he returns to the forums and helps to stop this person.

on Mar 22, 2009

Hmmm.... I don't like this. Can you give me a link to this thread of yours? We all need to work together to find out who this person is and why they hate us so much, enough to try to make us enemies. Whatever their reasons, they have failed. We have reconciled, and now we must find this manipulator, expose them. I am glad to have this battle ended, and I hope that from now on we can be allies. We cannot let another war happen, and so any FN member seen flaming ToE will be blacklisted from this show. If anyone has done this beforehand, please edit your posts. If anyone sees this flaming happening, PM me a link. I will not tolerate this behavior on my thread ever again.

 

Samurye.

on Mar 22, 2009

This is the post that started it all.  He apparently came from here.  It happened earlier today.  I didn't realize that he was a pawn and flamed him back.  Kinda wish I wouldn't have now, but I didn't know what was happening here at the time.

on Mar 22, 2009

More information is coming in.  Evidently, there's a related thread here.  I'm being told that FastEddie had edited his post, but it originally complained about the offending PMs.  Perhaps from The_Undying.  He was campaigning in your thread to ban the Tyranny.  I don't know if he's the leader of this whole thing or not.

on Mar 22, 2009

MottiKhan, I really don't want to get critised and/or blacklisted here, so let me explain my actions. I was complaining about each of the suspected 'trolls' and I got a stereotype from them, so I started to think that the ToE was the same. I am not one of the aggravators in any way. That incident with FastEddie was a misunderstanding - I thought he was being sarcastic in his post, therefore I suspected he was a troll. I was not typing abuse, I just told him to go away out of suspicion. I am honestly sorry about all of this. FastEddie is welcome to post anytime he wants.

The Undying.

on Mar 22, 2009

FastEddie is not one of us.  He's been banned from our thread for flaming without provocation.  If you were the cause of this, then perhaps you can work it out with him.  I'm sure he didn't appreciate being used.

Maybe this is the end of this.  I hope so.  To be clear, you weren't dealing with the ToE until Adrians Camaro and I posted here.

@Samurye - I'm posting from your site (Sins).  Did you know that you have as much karma from our side as you do there?  I don't know if you can see it from there, but if you visit https://forums.galciv2.com/334650/page/25/#2109528 it'll take you to your post above and you can read them.  Thanks again for your help.

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