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Published on December 28, 2008 By Samurye In Everything Else

Samurye
Can I have a space cookie?

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Yes you can!

I will give you 5 giant space cookies.....

....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game
Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*
TheSpydyr



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).
DarthCaedusMorgan



Quoting TheSpydyr,
reply 20



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 19



Quoting Samurye,
reply 17



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 15
....if you give me secret tactics on any clan or just great help on the game



Okay! I have developed a foolproof was to never lose. If you want to know this and other secrets i'm gonna need 2 space cookies up front.

 

Samurye.



Got that.

*Gives Samurye 2 giant sspace cookies upfront.*



Actually that would be sssssssspppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeee cookies (of the vasari style).



THe advent style (sort of): The Unity enhanced giant space cookie
Samurye
Okay the secret to never losing is: DON"T PLAY!! Now I'll take the other space cookies. MMMM... I fell more connected to the universe right now! I should sell these cookies....

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Refuse to hand over stockpile of 1,000 Unity enhanced(The Force) giant space cookie*

"I will never give them away, my preccccciouuuuusss, my prrrrreccccciouuusss giannnnt sppppaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceee coooooooooooooookie."

*Escape in a flagship that I own that is 12 times the size of the Eclipse and blows up nearest planet in one shot*

"Muhahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahah"

-TheDarth
Samurye
I don't need any more of your cookies, Darth. I examined the cookies I was given and discoverd the recipie. I will sell these cookies and get rich!

*Gets in flagship that is 12 times the size of DarthCaedusMorgan's and blows up Darth's ship*

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahha!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth

Samurye



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 25
Dude you forgot my shield and hull asorbtion technology plus i can force block it.

*flagship asorbs all weaponry fired at it, fire back at enemy with 10x the damage*

muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

-TheDarth



Ah, you are good. But, my Flagship has shields as well. *Channels energy into hyperdrive and jumps to hyperspace.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Fires planet destroying beam weapon into hyperspace at homeing beacon imbeaded into hundreds of place in Samure's flagship, then follows into hyperspace with force detection of the enemy*

hehehe

-TheDarth
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
Samurye
I have already prepared for that. *Transfers conciousnes into one of quintillions of clone bodies hidden throughout different dimensions.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Goes into absolute Sith meditation in a Sith Sphere Ship, finds the one true conciousness, and goes there and uses Force Storm to open up multiple black holes sorrounding Samurye's Flagship.*

hehehehe

btw how many people are maning ship and hollow it is with rooms

-TheDarth
Samurye
The ship is filled with computers and I am the sole occupant. It has a hollow space of 6 feet by 3 feet by 2 feet. By the way, if I die I will just go to a different clone body.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Hyperspaces outside of the known galaxy and fires unknown superweapon to anyone in the galaxly, it successfully destroyes the known galaxy, then hyperspace to a unknown galaxy, all the samuryes is destroyed because he did know where I went to and I know that caue I can feel that all of his clones have died*

-TheDarth
Samurye
That would normally work. However I am a Ninja and, as I stated on another thread, ninjas never die. My consciousness will live on forever, no matter how much I want to stop existing.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
U nevered died you were sucked into a black hole into another universe thats only you, caused by my force storm.
Samurye
Okay. That works. Now I'm gonna play Supreme Commander.

 

Samurye.
TheSpydyr
This thread has officially become the Darth and Samurey show.  Continue on...
Samurye
If this is our show then it is time to say:

THE END. FOR NOW

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
Well as a continueation of TheDarth & Samurye Show.

 

Since I destroyed the known galaxy with my superweapon to get rid of all samurye clones and sen Samurye and his giant flagship through black hole caused by a force storm and sent him somewhere else universe I don't know about.

What Samurye didn't know ist that everybody else in the galaxy was cloned by me. yes it was a long procces planed by me way ahead of time, and building a gian supertransport ship, the size of a Super giant red star. The real people were living in the galaxy for the moment when I was clonning everyone, then I slowly switched them out a couple thousand at a time, with the help from a lot of human looking droids. I was able to actually clone everbody's thought and mindsets into the clone's brain. So eventualy everybody was switched out on to the transport. I also made sure that ever bit data was stored onto a super data computer on the ship, this transport ship including factories of eversort. With the help of my tusty commander Infernal_Creator as captain of the super transport, I sent him on a journey to the next nearest galaxy. So at this point I destoyed the known galaxy along with all the cloned. Then from there on I traveled in my flagship with transport to make sure the people get there safely to the galaxy and settle properly.

See not all Sith lords are absolutely evil.

After we got to the galaxy and settled into my offices on the new capital planet, I ventured off into another galaxy nearby and saw a lonely huge ship bigger then I said **** ********** *************, thats Samurye's flagship.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Ha ha ha. Im baaaaack!

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
There is no way I could get rid of you because I guess it became a show to a lot of people.

Cheer and a Happy Christmas

you know what I can't believe is that there is no digicon for a starwars character like darthvader because they have cylon, borg, ninja, and vulcan.

-TheDarth
Samurye
Yeah. We should start a protest! GIVE US VADER! GIVE US VADER!

Anyway back to the show.

*Samurye's flagship turns toward DarthCaedusMorgan as Darth recives a tight beem comm message* Hello Darth. Nice Day isn't it? *Samurye's flagship opens fire*

We will be back after this comercial break.

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
And now back to TheDarth & Samurye Show

*repositions ship into a new headiding but kept foward thrust engines on idle, "mmmemmmemememem I love weapon fire in the morning hours." Asorbs the all the weapin fire for two hours straight then jumps into hyperspace to another unknown galaxy and settles down on a planet and starts building things.*

The funny part about me hyperspace out so fast that there was a holographic image left behind that stood there for another hour that Samurye did not notice that I jumped into hyperspace.

-TheDarth
ravok2789
lol this show is amusing
Samurye
I wil get you! Your postion will not stay hidden for long!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
can I make a special guest appearance?

 

p.s: this show is brought to you by:

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DarthCaedusMorgan
*Samurye flagship runs into 1 trillion shadow bombs that i left behind that he did not notice and it bypassed the ships shields, crippling the flagships.*

*I hyperspace back to where I rule the galaxy from, and construct a galactic shield generator to sorround the whole galaxy*

The galactic shield block any ship from entering or exiting and I only have code which is a million combo lock, if you fly straight into it without unlocking it, you are destoyed on impact. Also I have a suprise for you in waiting there to see Samurye

-TheDarth
Samurye
You cannot stop me.

*Samurye reconstructs himself and uses ancient ninja telekenetic powers to open the lock in 0.5 seconds, hyperspaces in to surround Darth's planet with 100,000 inderectors, 100,000,000,000 Star Destroyers and a Torpedo Sphere, and performs a Base Delta Zero.*

Next time on the Darth and Samurye Show: noobsauce94 makes a special guest apperance!

Samurye.
noobsauce94
Noobsauce enters universe of Darth and Samureye show...

within a galaxy not far from him, a great flash of light appears, and a giant chunk of the system is empty...

"ohh... large explosion. Must be an intergalactic war between a ninja and a sith lord"

*Noobsauce can see all: Darth causes all the ships to collide with each other, and fights Samureye in an epic battle within the remains of Darth's destroyed planet, knowing that nither could ever die,. A battle that rivaled that of Chuck Norris vs. Adam West. They fight their way into the galactic core, where their immense power causes the core to explode (yes, explode). after hours of watching the onslaught from afar, Noobsauce decides to use his Trans-dimentional powers and obliterates all of existence, but then decides that it was better with people killing each other (Darth and Samureye) and undoes what he did. Darth creates a rip in space/time that fings Samureye outside the Universe, and encases himself within a Giant, indestructible sphere, with an ultra shield surrounding it, and massive black holes dotting the area around him that does not interfere with the sphere*

I am Noobsauce, this is the Darth & Samureye show!
DarthCaedusMorgan
OMG you read mind almost completely correct  

Except I would have given Samurye a present to tinker with

*You've got mail:

      From: TheDarth

               You know that when I destroyed the original galaxy and created all the clones to be killed, well I left a Christmas present for you, its a galaxy full of people to do with your likings. Or we could have another intergalactic battle.

End of Messages*

 

*Secretly constructs the galactic in which the cannon muzzle is twice the size of the starwars galaxy, then constucts 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus'*

-TheDarth

 

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.
Samurye
Well, thank you for the galaxy. I will train the citizens in the way of the ninja.

 

Samurye.
ravok2789
i hope this goes 2 1 of u

ravok2789
ow it didnt
DarthCaedusMorgan
Are you done training the flaiming ninja galaxy

hehehehuwahahahahahahhahhiihuhuhhaaheewuahhahahaha *The Emperors Evil Laugh*

-TheDarth
GoaFan77



Quoting DarthCaedusMorgan,
reply 23

ps. do we get any karma for doing this amusing show for you guys.


 

Maybe, if you can keep it up for a bit longer. We need to know our entertainment stop to soon before rewarding you. Otherwise its just a take the Karma and run scheme.

 

Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk
Samurye
Of course I finished training my Ninja galaxy. As I am outside the universe time runs differently.

*Samurye arrives back in Darth's galaxy at the begining of the Darth/Samurye conflict with uncountable legions of Ninjas and ships, and begins to help himself by attacking the Darth's forces from behind. The combimed fleets of the two Samuryes destroy  DarthCaedusMorgan's fllet and take the Sith Lord captive.*

 

Samurye.
DarthCaedusMorgan
*Initiates order 66, all ninja are at Darth Caedus' command, holds Samurye captive, since all ninja's are my command all of his sips are mine, my fleet was never destroyed, those were force illussion, brings in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Eye of Caedus', then order galactic cannon to fire on Samurye's galaxy and destoys it, holds Samurye in cell thats 6' x 6' x 6' with walls that are 10 miles thick with an unlimited oxygen generator and 80 miles into the planet's crust.*


Of course, I could just force persuade you to do it. (Any sith lord that strugles to kill a ninja can't be that strong minded) Jk


You have no idea what I am planning. *Evil Emperor Laugh*

*uses force brain wipe on GoaFan77 and Samurye*

hehehehehehehehehuwahahahahaha

-TheDarth
Samurye
My mind cannot be wiped as it is beyond your comprehension.

*Samurye pulls out his tanto and performs seppuku, then reconstitutes himself and uses a forbidden Ninja tecnique to transport Darth and himself to a pocket dimension which can only be escaped when someone resolves the conflict and cannot be entered. Samurye taunts DarthCaedusMorgan by saying: "You can't win Darth. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Samurye pulls out his Katana and the battle begins.*

 

Samurye.


Comments (Page 40)
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on Mar 21, 2009

Attacks on a greater group of people are hardly warranted?

No i mean there is no reason to attack 70 odd people based on the actions of one or two.

First of all we are not lashing back at 70 people, we are attacking one or two, however, you lashing at maybe 20 odd people based on one person that posted saying this is stupid ( a quite a few pages ago ), and all we did was say go enter this building because there is something special in there and it later blows up.

As do you for that exact attitude. You think it's fun to go through life attacking kids? This all could have been avoided if you guys had not reacted the way you did. Fuirthermore you admit your flaming of Seth yet cannot see how that affected you.

No I do not attack kids, but I may attack a person who is being hypocritical without thought of his action.

If you all posses such a high and mighty sense of free speach, as you so proudly proclaim in your defensive of this thread, then why the hypocritical response to Seth.

Ok, so when he first posted here some page ago, why was his respone so hypocritical of our post that we made without truly looking and without proof.

 

 

on Mar 21, 2009

You know what? I was going to go on a rant on how pointless your posts are (FLA & ES), but I rather not...too lazy...

Moving on to another topic!!!

-DaNoob (Less of an incoherent noob than you!!)

P.S: I see the humor in this

on Mar 21, 2009

Yes it funny with what happening now. I aggree with ou DaNoob

-DarthTheNoobinator

on Mar 21, 2009

Either way, in case you haven't noticed, you and the other toe users have been attacking a large group of people here, not just one person.

The OTHER ToE users?? Exactly what other ToE members have attacked you in this thread? I, and many other members of the ToE, didn't even vote in the poll held on our site (there were only 8 or 9 people who voted in it and not all votes were for the D&S Show). So I would appreciate it if you would not lump all members of the ToE together just because there are a few who don't like what you have been posting. And (just an FYI), Seth may be registered on the ToE website, but he is not a member of the Tyranny of Evil empire. He is the emperor of his own empire but we've invited him to our site so that we can share tips and strategies on a game that we all enjoy playing. We also have members of other empires registered on our site, as well as people who don't belong to an empire but enjoy playing the game. So next time you are going to accuse a group of people of being...what was that thought provoking word The _Undying used...ah yes, "jerkwads"...could you at least make sure you are accusing the correct people?

EDIT:Of course, now that I posted on here, I see that Seth has in fact, JUST today joined the ToE. Oh well, I guess we have to have someone in the empire to fetch our beer!!

on Mar 21, 2009

I believe he meant the other ToE users (2) that were here. 

in total, FLA, EmpS, and... odd I could'a sworn there was a third one blithering on... were flipping shit becuz we were having some fun.  He also may have been talking of the other (eight total or so) that did vote in the thread you speak of. and the plural could have been a typo, if he didn't mean either of those things.

No matter what, none of us meant to include all of ToE, and he merely used that link as a descriptive for the two (and maybe the other ones who participated in that poll). 

on Mar 21, 2009

I'm trying to ban 70 odd paying Stardock members? Seriously? The only people I have a problem with are Emperor Seth and you, Atvar. And I don't want to ban either of you. I only want you to leave us in peace.

Atvar, I am thoroughly confused. I don't ever once remember flaming or saying anything directly negative to Emperor Seth, nor any other member ot the ToE All I did was to attempt to defend the users in this thread. Never once did I actually attack anyone.

I find it fun to attack kids? In the same way you did? Please do me a favor, and quote when I did so.

And yes, to AdriansCamaro, I should have been more clear. But also, if you did not participate in the poll and you do not have a problem with us, then please stop attacking.

And one last thing. Atvar, Seth, I tried to bury the hatchet. The battle-ax, actually. I was prepared to stop. Please return the favor.

 

SSAF

on Mar 21, 2009

 

The_Undying
Well actually, SSAF, I've just reported him for flaming the thread. I don't think we'll be seeing him again, and there's a chance we won't see the rest of the ToE again either.

The Undying.

Fleet Lord Atvar and Seth are both members of the Geckodon Alliance, not the ToE.  Seth joined today, yet your crony, FastEddie111 has decided to take it out on the ToE.  Same as The_Undying and SSAF in reply# 579.

I and most members of the ToE haven't even visited this thread until now.  I still haven't read it other than the crap you three are posting about us.

You have drawn first blood.  While the two people mentioned in our thread have no dealings with us and we with them, the three mentioned are certainly on the list now. 

You three deserve whatever you have coming.

Edit - And SSAF, stop saying shit about the ToE.  You continue, even after AC has shown you the error of your ways.  You're a small, small person.

on Mar 21, 2009

That forum is seriously disturbing, SSAF. The people there are equally as disturbed if they want to be nihilistic like this.

(To the Tyranny of Evil) Hey jerkwads, sort out your lives and stay in school!

The Undying.

I think he over reacted a bit there, this is the second time he pestered us no reason, we are just slightly irritaded, that some this stuff happened and slander put against us.

The OTHER ToE users?? Exactly what other ToE members have attacked you in this thread? I, and many other members of the ToE, didn't even vote in the poll held on our site (there were only 8 or 9 people who voted in it and not all votes were for the D&S Show). So I would appreciate it if you would not lump all members of the ToE together just because there are a few who don't like what you have been posting. And (just an FYI), Seth may be registered on the ToE website, but he is not a member of the Tyranny of Evil empire

We complete realize that, we are sorry that you felt like you were put into a category slander.

We only ment Fleet Lord Atvar and EmperorSeth, to stop nonsense, hypocricy, slanders, and accusations

And yes, to AdriansCamaro, I should have been more clear. But also, if you did not participate in the poll and you do not have a problem with us, then please stop attacking.

And one last thing. Atvar, Seth, I tried to bury the hatchet. The battle-ax, actually. I was prepared to stop. Please return the favor.

Yes Please let this end.

on Mar 21, 2009

We have no issues with you, DarthCaedusMorgan.  Our issue is with the slandering SSAF, The_Undying and FastEddie111.  They have decided to target the ToE without provocation.  Are we to just let it drop?

It might be true that a member of the Geckodons started a poll on our private forums, but that has nothing to do with the ToE.  If anyone has issues with anyone else, take it out on the perps, not us.

on Mar 21, 2009

And yes, to AdriansCamaro, I should have been more clear. But also, if you did not participate in the poll and you do not have a problem with us, then please stop attacking.

Just to let you know. I was not "attacking", just letting you know that not everybody in the ToE has a problem with this thread. If I had actually been attacking, you definitely would have known it was an attack. As I have absolutely no tact at all when something gets under my skin. But if you wish to see it as an attack that is fine. And also you shouldn't take to much of what Seth says to heart. In the few years he's been here he's been on both sides of the fence in the flame wars area. He actually has gotten alot better at watching what he says and not coming off as too much of an ass. But that's old news and I have a few beers waiting for me to enjoy them! So have fun in your future D&S Show endeavors, and if your lucky you won't see my ugly face around here again. If your REAL lucky that is!!! 

on Mar 21, 2009

We have no issues with you, DarthCaedusMorgan. Our issue is with the slandering SSAF, The_Undying and FastEddie111. They have decided to target the ToE without provocation. Are we to just let it drop?

Yes I know, you don't have issues me, did notice you post until I finished mine.

Quoting SSAF,
reply 16
And yes, to AdriansCamaro, I should have been more clear. But also, if you did not participate in the poll and you do not have a problem with us, then please stop attacking.

SSAF, stop being and idiot and get you brain back on straight, that was really dumb to say.

yet your crony, FastEddie111 has decided to take it out on the ToE

Actually who does he belong to, that first time he posted here, so he is not D&SS person.

on Mar 21, 2009

Mottikhan! for the third time, we are not targeting the whole of the ToE!  we are only directing our comments towards those who are here, in this thread.  essentially FLA and EmpSeth. 

and I'm not so sure where fast eddie came from... he's not a regular poster on this thread, as far as I know...

on Mar 21, 2009

Orodum
I believe he meant the other ToE users (2) that were here. 

in total, FLA, EmpS, and... odd I could'a sworn there was a third one blithering on... were flipping shit becuz we were having some fun.  He also may have been talking of the other (eight total or so) that did vote in the thread you speak of. and the plural could have been a typo, if he didn't mean either of those things.

No matter what, none of us meant to include all of ToE, and he merely used that link as a descriptive for the two (and maybe the other ones who participated in that poll). 

As far as I can see, exactly two members of the ToE have posted here and then only after being attacked by 3 people in this thread.  AdriansCamaro and myself.  I see no other ToE posts, yet you people insist on pointing your fingers at us.  It appears to be 4 members of this thread now.

on Mar 21, 2009

Orodum
Mottikhan! for the third time, we are not targeting the whole of the ToE!  we are only directing our comments towards those who are here, in this thread.  essentially FLA and EmpSeth. 

and I'm not so sure where fast eddie came from... he's not a regular poster on this thread, as far as I know...

Why are you targetting any of the ToE?  What have we done?  Seth only became a member today.  In solidarity, I'm considering making him a full fledged member, which usually takes time.

FLA isn't a member as of yet.

on Mar 21, 2009

SSAF when i say you, i mean that collectivly. It may not have been you that flamed, attacked etc..but it was users in this thread.

Seth initally said this thread is pointless.

He was responded to with, you are a moron.

Seth is a kid, he was attacked.

Hence the recourse.

Want the madness to stop?

Create a new thread that does not advertise you are the best entertainment on the forums, make it clear in the thread title that your are making a spam thread, whish is exactly what this is, and the maddness will stop.

You guys really are barking up the wrong tree if you want to enter a flame war with some of the users that heave posted here.

End it, kill the thread, move on, make the new thread clear it's a spam thread and i and Seth will never bother you again. I'll even delete all posts i made in here and get Seth to do the same.

Continue to attack the ToE and you guys will have never ending posts from them. Some may contain Rosie, a very disturbing image if i ever saw one.

Deal?

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